Awww.. its ok... there's someone out there who's tall slender and even more creepier than you, but I'm sure he'll be the one. For now why don't write something you methane producing dweeb
Just because you got roasted doesn't mean you should start looking for guilty fucks, Beiber. But I didn't know what to expect when you already feel more useless than Will Smith's second son, you crayon eating motherfucker. Anyways No. I have a crush.. On a girl.. And she's not inflatable
Oh look... Ask has a sense of humour... Well played ask... Well played... *slow claps* *sucks in tears* *puts self to sleep in a corner* *dreams of nutella and whipped cream* Ask - 1 Me - (-1000)
I quote Brittany Spears to my brain.... "You betta work bitch" Or I think I would end up working for someone really ghati....And poof... Answer pops like a weasel... Partly because it ticks me the fuck off... And partly because of the grammatical errors they would make... "Why this work is uncomplete?" "I was inspired by your masterpiece of a brain"
I think I'm going sane... I finished studying... And to remember details... I hashtagged events... Eg. For the lesson lost spring for that Mukesh bitch... I put.. #Monotonotonous #DoubleNeg and #ChumChumChuriya... And I'm not even near my books right now... I'm like listening to fucking podcasts... Don't even mention the invisible man... And like I said... Stephen Spender was high AF when he wrote Schools in a slum..
What is the weirdest thing you've heard somebody say?
"Tell the emu to stop eating my omlette" - my brother at 4.00am.... My brother has never heard of anything called an emu.... My brother hates eggs... I thought he was possessed.... But then the sentence.... Had me like wtf...