Alan Velazquez
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what disgusts you most about old ladybodies

How old? There's some old ladies with nice asses

What are you wearing right now?

Ugh khakis?

What was the last song you heard?

Wake me up by Avici

Do you remember your dreams?

Only cause you were in it

What are you listening to right now?


What scares you more than anything else?

Giving up when I'm so close

What movie can you quote word for word?

Pursuit of Happiness. "Don't let someone tell you, you can't do something. People can't do something themselves they want to tell you you can't do it. You want something. Go get it. Period."

Who is the craziest person you know?

The one that gave up on their dream

What can you do to make this world a better place?

Clone myself

What is your relationship status?


If you could steal something and get away with it, what would you steal?

Your heart

If you feel stressed what would you do to reduce it?

Take a nap/listen to music

Who would you cast to play you in a movie?

Miley Cyrus

When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?


Do you believe the devil exists?

Wtf kind of question is this

Or make a porno..that's a little more exciting, no?



What's one thing everyone should do in their lifetime?

watch porn

What does your last text message say?

"dinner at 6:45?"

Who is the most flawless women alive?

The one you dream about

When was the last time you hugged someone?

Not really into hugging

What would be the best job ever for you?

Stripper lmfao

What have been the most important decisions in your life?

The ones that has gotten me here today

If you could be another person for a day, who would you be?

I would never want someone else's life. I love where I've been and where I'm going

What are your major goals in life?

Be in a place that others can only dream

Are you a better talker or listener? advice is on point