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What three things do you think of most each day?

Jaromír. Fucking. Jágr.

What was the last thing you ate?


Woah, why are you getting haters?


No idea. But I'm done with them. It's so lame lol.

I don't know what "hater " you're talking about but I was sending you some tough love. That's the problem with anonymous asks you don't know who is who. :)

I've deleted a handful of insulting and demeaning asks that didn't deserve a reply for the last couple of days. And that wasn't tough love, it was insulting

Does size matter?

Of course it does. Bombers are WAY better than cans.

What was the last present you received?

This person sending me rude asks making it obvious they're obsessed with me.

Down to eating 1 ramen a day! My God! Seriously, you are so so lame. That's what happens to dumbasses who rely on other people 100% for everything. Pick your ass up, dust yourself off, and get your shit together.

Oh pls. You're stalking my blogs and using my to run your mouth. You're too weak and afraid to attach a name to your shit talking. But it's cool how much time and energy you waste on me! xoxox

Wait you were a SG? Nice!


Not quite. Bit hard to explain but I did technically model for them.

Weren't you moving to Germany at one time?

Sure was but no longer. :(

Will you do more sets for SG?

I hope so! $500+ is a bit hard to come by these days. Especially after Everlasting Light wasn't bought.

What's the best piece of advice you've ever received?

Laughing Heart - Bukowski

What could you do as a child that you can't do now?

Skin my knees.

Which websites do you visit every day?


Zapomněl jsi číslo šedesát osm? Jsi Alyeska nebo Chirelli? -Jarda

hahaha! Nejsem Chiarelli. Měl jsi řekl Jágr, ne Jarda. xox

How much would it cost to buy your love?

A case of Westy 12 and a lock of Jágr's hair.

Would you care to cuddle a big guy in Omaha?

Do people still cuddle?

Chceš si mne vzít? -Jarda

Já vás neznám, Jarda.

How is it that a hot piece of ass like you is single?

I choose to be. I don't like relationships.

Which foreign country do you dislike the most?


I'd hit it

Me too.


I diiiiiid! Took me a while tho!

Ever consider going back to SG? Twas a fan.

I'm still on SG :) I run four groups and blog frequently.

Do she have a booty doe?

swiggity swooty I'm comin fo her booty

Who's your pick to win cup in 2014?

Kansas City Scouts


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