why do you try so hard to be funny? be yourself pal.
I am, pal...
How does it feel to constantly be in Tottenham's shadow?
I'll tell you when it happens.
Wait...... Victoria Beckham - the ex-spice girl and David's wife?? Way to go bro! How was she? And where did it happen?
In a disabled toilets on the M5 service by junction 19. She was poor.
favorite newly discovered band?
Spirit Catcher
What can you do that others can't do?
Travel through time.
umm is it true you banged victoria beckham the other day?
Not true. She just snapped me off in a toilet.
What's your favourite chocolate bar?
Twix
Who had the biggest influence on you as a kid?
Eddie Izzard
What is the philosophy behind the name ArmchairGooner? #JustCurious
I was called 'Armchair Gooner' once buy a guy in a football forum. I thought it was quite funny, so I used it.
What is your high score in Flappy Bird?
15...
Mate, when will you finally follow me on twitter?
Also, have you seen "Her" already? Great flick.
Finally, if Puma shirts will look exactly like the ones we've seen on Giroud and Henry before, will you get yourself one?
It helps if I know you are
Right, that was the last one. Have a good night.
Cheers...
Which Arsenal male member (player or backroom staff) would you like to cover in jam and whip?