Go for the balls!
I cut them off! All of them!
Thank you! :)
What the fuck does that even mean?
If it's who I think it is, it's because you're nosy. Why you're so concerned about who I talk to is ridiculous. Go do something.
Pretty much sucks. :D
Oh should I now?
Why would I share my number with someone I don't know.
Everything.
I kinda like my puppy...