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Are you worried about judgement day, on which according to Shirley Phelps you will have to answer for your epic pwnage of her on live television?
What is something you wish you were better at?
Its a long story, Jake. Would you like to come to an IRC channel so I can tell you more about this? We can discuss.
LulzSec was a failure of a hacker group, much comparable to the olive-oil manufacturing companies of late '98. I know a group, that has hacked more LulzSec ever dreamt of. Once I inform you about the group, you will reach a state of pure hallucination. Would you like to know about the truth?
In your most sincere opinion, do you think that the "Internet" should change its own name to the "Interweb" once it develops consciousness and begins to trap humans in a program simultaneously tricking everyone into thinking that they are both Keanu Reeves and Laurence Fishburne at once ?
Jake. I am planning a birthday for my boyfriend but have no money. Is 'special' sexytime a good alternative or should I stop being a cheapskate and get him a Twix?
So now that your probation is over, are you going to encrypt all your shit and go to the Caribbean with Mustafa, APT and INFODOX to drink rum and wine whilst watching Game of Thrones? If so please take me along. I wish to sing pirate songs and get scurvy.