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Ask @Ectobiologistnoahjones
What is the meaning of the life in one word?
dick
What associations do you have with the word "circus"?
the dark carnival
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Seriously dude, this wall is scary as fuck.
what wall
Who win in a fight: A lady on her period, but instead of blood it's acid vs a man with stubs for arms, but has hooks
the man with hooks
Noah. I am willing to furiously masturbate if you fist my 1-week-old daughter.
no
Noah i feel there is a 99% chance that right now igbtg is writing a bullshit demotion thread based on bullshit facts
i dunno maybe
If I looked in the mirror, would it show my reflection or will I be my own reflection?
it will show your reflection
Noah. I want you inside me like Rainbowdash is with Fluttershy.
NO
THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!
woooooo
Can we rub our fat cocks together... maybe with a little oil? And some baby fisting action?
no!
should obama ban vido games?
no
I bet your feet taste better than most guys' lips! Am I correct in this ass-assement?
i don't know
my child i think the rustlement has taken over your body. this is a very dire situation. you must take the jimmies my child. you only seem to be able to say '' no '' when asked jimmy related questions. quickly take the jimmies before it is too late. seek unrustlement my child
no
I bet you shove your dick in packs of ramen noodles after letting them soak for a while.
what
why do you not want the jimmies?. you should accept the jimmies my child seek unrustlement and you would never know maybe some day your jimmies will become infinite.
no
Fist my asshole like you fist those goddamn babies.
no
Noah. I will come over to your house, all dressed up in lingerie. As I proceed to give my virgin flower to you, I want you to tickle my asshole and call me Samantha. After that, I want you to shit in my asshole, while I sing My Cuntry 'Tis of Thee in the vocal range of a soprano (and I am a male)
i wish i could stop having a boner
no?. that does not answer my question. do you accept the jimmies?
no
On a scale from 1-10, how much will you enjoy being raped? The expression on your face as I slice into your cock with my scalpel will be absolutely priceless. The tears you'll shed will be the perfect blend of warmth and cool, which will make for an excellent lube.
it's not rape if you enjoy it
My dick is throbbing for you, Noah. My dick is way more harder than Gramm's knife dildo.
oh that's nice
Would you rather drink boiling hot water, or cold blood?
cold blood
On a scale from 1-10, how much would you like to fuck me? The expression on your face as you watch me fondle with your cock would be absolutely priceless! I'll bet the tears you shed after I slice into your scrotum will be the perfect blend of warmth and cool, which would make for an excellent lube.
if you cut out the slicing in the scrotum thing 10.
Would you rather, suck on someones nose until it caved in, or slide down a big razor blade in a pool of alcohol?
suck on a dude nose
silence my child. i offer you my jimmys
no
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