What's been your greatest discovery on the web?
The cure for cancer, but I lost the URL
Would you let any of the kind of people that ask you questions on this anywhere near your dick?
Are you trying to say that more than one person ever asks me questions here
What did you dream about last night?
Shit, I'm trying to remember. I recall being pissed when I was woken up from it but I already forgot what the dream was...
If you had to choose between getting raped by a bear or a drunk russian price boxer, what would you pick?
Depends on the bear
What's the worst thing someone can do on a first date?
Shit in my food
That'd be pretty shitty
Do you prefer chicken, beef or pork meat?
Depends on my mood, but usually chicken or beef. Pork is, quite literally, pig disgusting.