I wouldn't. I couldn't do it justice, and why do that to someone who will probably never see it first hand anyway? Seems kind of cruel.
What movie can you quote word for word?
Not word for word, but Mean Girls might have the most quotes I know off the top of my head. That's for most people though,
What are you thankful for today?
Apple juice, and shops that close a little later than most on a Sunday.
Do you tolerate heat or cold better?
Heat. Cold is always bullshit.
What is the last thing that made you laugh out loud?
Oh God, I'm currently watching this series of D&D games on the YouTube channel ItMeJP, and Dodger, one of the YouTubers playing this particular scenario, has a character that makes me laugh so hard. Juliette the half-orc is bae.