Fuck yo girl. That bitch burnt my manz. Lucky I got off free
If you could meet any super hero which one would it be ?
The Flash. He was my favorite hero growing up
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How do i avoid going to prison
Don't do stupid shit
If you're about to be attacked by a zombie and the only weapon you have is a sandwich what would you do ?
Definitely eat the sandwich. Gives me the strength I need to take off running
are you angry at me? -teon...:(
No. Just no more weird questions
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
No more answers until you think of an actual question that you really wanna know
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
Quit copy and pasting stuff dude..
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
With these questions
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and you are the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Stop
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
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Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?
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Why do people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every few hours?
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If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
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Agina
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Saw that on tumblr
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Because squirrels
When you have sex what do you think about ?
Not to bust this nut
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Illuminati
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
Because walrus can't do situps
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Kill them bofh
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
To balance the universe
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
I plead the fifth
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Never heard of that song
Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?