whats things that are bad about being a girl??
-Never-ending lines to the restroom
-That time of the month where bloating, heavy flow, cramps, leaks come ugh! There’s no way men would be able to handle everything we put up with every time Aunt Flo comes to town. Hey, ladies, at least it’s an excuse to eat chocolate and veg in front of reality TV, right? PERIOD, EWW, OUCH, OOUUH, UUHHH, UGGGH, FUCK IT I CAN'T SLEEP, IM DEPRESSED, IM HAPPY, IM HUNGRY, I WANNA DIE.
-Childbirth, labor, delivery, kicking, cramps, mind-numbing pain, lack of energy, fatigue and you can picture the rest.
-Makeup, eww you look so pale go use some blusher, eww pluck your eyebrows, eww girl wear some chapstick your lips are chipping, eww this eww that. Girls or atleast the majority, are expected to look as pretty as movie stars, WE CAN'T! SCREW YOU! we dont wanna get up half an hour early to do our make up and another extra hour to fix our hair and another hour to decide what we're gonna wear, we just wanna be like guys.. wake up, wear the same shirt we've been wearing for the past week, put some sweats on and just wear a hat coz we're too lazy to brush our hair.
-Sex, that's all I can say. We women, take the pounding okey? that's all I have to say.
-Puberty, SO not nice when you reach that stage early! I mean if you're a guy, you start growing muscles, hair everywhere, and everyone will look at you like you're the big guy or a leader or something but it's diffferent for girls. When you're 9 and you start growing pubic hair and in other places, it's not that attractive and having to deal with mood swings because you're on your period at the age of NINE, IT IS NOT FUNNY! Having to wear bras, not do all the activitied you might've been doing a year ago just because you're dealing with "issues", not fun -.-
-Virginity, Oh you lost it? oh you're 20 and married? SLUT, WHORE, RATCHET, etcc. Why I dont get it? I mean, it's really not THAT big of a deal, I dont think i'd lose my virginity to just anyone but I mean it's fine for two people who love eachother to be interested in something sexual, no girl in the world should be called names and hated and judged for losing something that belongs to her and no one else's. If you care so much, better get some duct-tape and cover up yours coz I can see an intruder there, oh these are your fingers sorry.
-Hair! Long hair -ghetto, short hair - manly, frizzy hair - ugly, straight - o not in, very short hair - tomeboy, highlights or dye - whore, shaved - attention seeker, it is just HAIR for god's sake.
-Depression, you really dont wanna upset it, or else your life is gonna be a living hell. we get depressed really easily and that's only because most of are really sensitive. A lot of us are gonna cry over the stupidest reasons (im glad im not like that)
-Farting, burping and doing all the "normal" stuff, A guy does it........ OHHH MAN THAT WAS HARDCORE, CAN YOU BURP THE ALPHABETS? a girl.... ewwww gross you're like a freakin dude *ratchet*
-If you're a guy reading this, go thank the lord!
-That time of the month where bloating, heavy flow, cramps, leaks come ugh! There’s no way men would be able to handle everything we put up with every time Aunt Flo comes to town. Hey, ladies, at least it’s an excuse to eat chocolate and veg in front of reality TV, right? PERIOD, EWW, OUCH, OOUUH, UUHHH, UGGGH, FUCK IT I CAN'T SLEEP, IM DEPRESSED, IM HAPPY, IM HUNGRY, I WANNA DIE.
-Childbirth, labor, delivery, kicking, cramps, mind-numbing pain, lack of energy, fatigue and you can picture the rest.
-Makeup, eww you look so pale go use some blusher, eww pluck your eyebrows, eww girl wear some chapstick your lips are chipping, eww this eww that. Girls or atleast the majority, are expected to look as pretty as movie stars, WE CAN'T! SCREW YOU! we dont wanna get up half an hour early to do our make up and another extra hour to fix our hair and another hour to decide what we're gonna wear, we just wanna be like guys.. wake up, wear the same shirt we've been wearing for the past week, put some sweats on and just wear a hat coz we're too lazy to brush our hair.
-Sex, that's all I can say. We women, take the pounding okey? that's all I have to say.
-Puberty, SO not nice when you reach that stage early! I mean if you're a guy, you start growing muscles, hair everywhere, and everyone will look at you like you're the big guy or a leader or something but it's diffferent for girls. When you're 9 and you start growing pubic hair and in other places, it's not that attractive and having to deal with mood swings because you're on your period at the age of NINE, IT IS NOT FUNNY! Having to wear bras, not do all the activitied you might've been doing a year ago just because you're dealing with "issues", not fun -.-
-Virginity, Oh you lost it? oh you're 20 and married? SLUT, WHORE, RATCHET, etcc. Why I dont get it? I mean, it's really not THAT big of a deal, I dont think i'd lose my virginity to just anyone but I mean it's fine for two people who love eachother to be interested in something sexual, no girl in the world should be called names and hated and judged for losing something that belongs to her and no one else's. If you care so much, better get some duct-tape and cover up yours coz I can see an intruder there, oh these are your fingers sorry.
-Hair! Long hair -ghetto, short hair - manly, frizzy hair - ugly, straight - o not in, very short hair - tomeboy, highlights or dye - whore, shaved - attention seeker, it is just HAIR for god's sake.
-Depression, you really dont wanna upset it, or else your life is gonna be a living hell. we get depressed really easily and that's only because most of are really sensitive. A lot of us are gonna cry over the stupidest reasons (im glad im not like that)
-Farting, burping and doing all the "normal" stuff, A guy does it........ OHHH MAN THAT WAS HARDCORE, CAN YOU BURP THE ALPHABETS? a girl.... ewwww gross you're like a freakin dude *ratchet*
-If you're a guy reading this, go thank the lord!
