Mike Border
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What makes life worth living?

These beautiful questions.

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If you could live forever, would you want to?

Absolutely not, have you not seen Bicentennial Man?!

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What worries you the most?

Losing touch with people i'm close to.

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If you could draw happiness, what would it look like?

Krispy Kremes.

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Have you ever played golf?

Well, yes..

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What is the best thing to eat for breakfast?

Poached eggs on toast and bacon, every time.

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Who is your favourite person?

You of course!

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Post a picture of your pet!

just go look at my instagram pfft.

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What is the next big thing that will blow people’s minds?

If I knew that then i'd be much richer than I am now.

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y u h8

i do what i want xx

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I Am a nice person :(

are you sure

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Uh from who

Fuck off

my little elves.

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What's your favourite chocolate bar?

lion bar or milky way. mhmmm

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I'm not a hoe :(

i heard otherwise

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Do you like eggs

only if they're green and served with ham.

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WOT R UR FORTS ON IZZY.

SHE A HOE.

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What was the last thing you ate?

Cheerios mate.

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do you think its wrong to like several people at the same time?

Concurrently? No. You may like people for different reasons. Idk.

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On a scale of 1 to 10 how “cool” are you?

probably like a 3 hahaha.

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If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Millions of pounds worth of sherbet and tic tacs

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What is your favorite way of wasting time?

Watching movie trailers. (:

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What is the best invention ever?

Does the internet count.

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What's the latest thing that made you smile?

GAME OF THRONESSSS YEAH, GAME OF THRONES.

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What's the worst thing someone can do on a first date?

Talk about ex's.

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Who was the last person you said thank you to?

I don't say thank you, because i'm a cunt.

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