Stewart "Stew" Pidta-Lissenta
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What is your favorite board game?

The Star Trek variant of chess, where theres a 3d board and stuff.

Do you want to be famous?

No. The whole point of being a ninja is to be secret-y. Being famous could destroy that for me :p

Do you already have app for iPhone?

No, that sounds expensive. Go to hell.

What is your favorite way of wasting time?

Answering questions on this damned website.

Whom have you hugged today?

The one thing that keeps me from a nervous breakdown: my coffee machine. :D

What is the most played song in your music library?

Jailhouse Rock by Elvis Presley. It ties with Nyan Cat on my iPod playlist.

How do you decide what movie to watch?

See, if its on DVD or something, I nail the movies all to the wall, and throw a ninja star in their general direction. Whatever it lands on I watch. (Of course, ninja stars are highly dangerous objects, and should be used with caution by those without official ninja licenses, lest I end up on your computer screen, wagging my finger at you while smiling coyly.)

Should animal hunting be banned?

No, because many animals are beneficial to ninja nutrition.

What do you look like when you wake up in the morning?

Something so horrific that your language doesn't have the words to describe it. My native Old Zealandese, however, calls it Maghan Tak'm'riao, or Morning Cancer (as the literal translation goes).

What’s in your pockets?

Bright green, ultra sharp obsidian ninja stars. They are loaded with a dangerous, rainbow colored, minty flavored poison that is fatal, but leaves your corpse minty fresh.

Who is the happiest person you know?

His Majesty, the Royal King and Protector of the Minty and Warrior Empire of Old Zealand. The man is always smiling- literally. His facial muscles are frozen in that position.

Windows or Mac?

Linux Mint, obviously. (If you don't get it, google it. )

What quality do you value most in your friends?

Trick question: this ninja goes solo. I have to admit, though, I get kinda lonely. Y'all ladies out there-Minty is single ;)

Cats or dogs?

I love me a little, black, wide green-eyed kitteh. I also got a huge, old English mastiff.

What is your political stance?

If they're okay with mint, and have no problem with the occasional ninja, then I support them.

What was the last restaurant you went to?

Akmed's Pancake Factory. They mass-produce waffles, and only waffles. I usually use them to make my mint casserole.

What is your favorite sporting activity?

I'm very sorry, but I don't speak English.

What are you waiting for?

A chance to shine, to show off my amazing singing skills- and ninja skills.

What are you interested in?


If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?

Um, I'm not sure... remind me, what country is Spain in?

How should a perfect weekend start?

With a campfire kindled by algebra homework.

Whom do you consider to be a hero of our times?

Homer Simpson. I admire his devout worship of donuts.

What’s on your mind?

What, right now? The fact that there's no Canadian Embassy in the state of Kansas. We need one there, urgently. If we don't, some strange law of physics will exist that compels you to visit this page.

What's your favorite thing about where you live?

Why do you ask? You don't need to know where I live! Creeper.

Do you exist?



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About Stewart "Stew" Pidta-Lissenta:

I am a very mysterious, secretive individual, which makes me attractive. I have a PhD, a knighthood, and am the head of a fancy university; I am also related to the British royal family, so my full name is His Royal Highness Mister Sir Doctor Headmaster Professor Stewart Pidta-Lissenta, Esquire.

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