I'm sure your parents are proud of you.
"Ashleys" is plural. I hope your father gets in a drunken car wreck.
Hi Ashley/Jason/Heath Ledger
I get a piece of toilet paper, throw it in the toilet, and color the paper yellow with my pee every game day morning.
Children's tears.
Mavis Mascis.
Laughing at your dick.
That I put bacon on everything.
Daddy Skinny.
My dog isn't fixed.