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Paul Zego

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Every time you have sex with a woman your testicles double in size and you cant have surgery to remove them. What would you do?

Fuck until my balls engulf the earth, then the solar system, then the galaxy and finally the multiverse itself. I envision a species of bacteria that, over the eons becomes sentient and worships my balls. Then, after they develop science, they discover the fact that at the center of the multiverse there is a fat man fucking, continuously expanding their reality.

Bill bur thinks that Justin beiber is a talented singer, why would he say that? Can beiber actually sing, or does bur simply have bad taste

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I don't think anybody reasonably disputes that Beiber can sing. He can hold a tune, and if he wasn't such an empty, vapid douche cunt of a Canadian he might make a decent song.
If you seriously want to dispute this, queue up a beiber song, then find a "Worst American Idol Auditions" playlist on youtube and watch that. Beiber can hold a tune. The tunes he chooses to hold just happen to be shitty, bland, forgettable boyband pop bullshit.

Do you feel that the globalization of governments akin to the early days of Star Trek's federation is a possibility for our planet in the next 100 years?

No. I think it's a pipe-dream that directly contravenes and utterly ignores a major human trait: Tribalism. 100 years isn't long enough for us to reverse the damage we've done and see the value in joining together as a species. We're too greedy. Too self serving. Too willfully ignorant. Too jealous to share.
Further down the road? Who knows? But to be alive now and wax poetic about how we all could "join together and explore the galaxy" is to give humanity far too much credit. It's a wild guess in terms of thousands of years and an absurd, fantastical pipe dream in terms of 100. Either way, I pass.

Just finished the post show, and I got to wondering how you've been able to follow Brett as closely over the years. I would imagine it was difficult back in the day.

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It really wasn't. Brett has ALWAYS plastered his name all over everything he does, so a quick google would take me wherever he went. Honestly, I didn't have to follow him all that closely to get the gist of his character. My "following" of Brett never consisted of watching all his videos. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, nor would I willingly do it to myself. I popped in on him once every few months, caught up on the relevant bullshit, and made note of how familiar it all felt.
It's really interesting to watch the Keane cycle once you recognize it. No two cycles play out the same way, but they ALL consist of the same parts.
Brett makes friends with some ideological group on youtube, only the dumbest of the group stick around
Brett wildly lashes out at all of his new friends for seemingly no reason
Once the drama dies down, Brett lashes out at old enemies
Brett becomes "done" with youtube. This may happen multiple times per cycle
Brett begins accusing people of "cyberstalking / bullying" him
Brett opens a "website" that is actually cover for him to say INSANELY slanderous things about people. He's called people pedophiles, rapists, and yes, murderers on these sites, and worse. People's families are fair game, as are personal details
Brett flags people for months, denying it the whole while
Brett admits he's been flagging the whole time and announces his intent to keep doing it.
Brett privates most or all of his videos. This may or may not coincide with announcing he's "quitting" youtube again
Brett threatens a lawsuit or two
Brett's channel goes down
The exact order and factual particulars may vary, but the story is always the same. It's really fascinating to watch, especially because Brett is totally unaware of it. He's like some broken robot, doomed to repeat a failed line of programming over and over and over.

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Why do you have a problem with seeking middle-grounds in political discussions?

I have a problem seeking middle-grounds in general, in politics especially so. I see the value in compromise, but I'm not a politician. I don't have to "reach across the aisle" when it comes to my opinions.
I suppose I have found more value in contentious political arguments than I have in nice, moderate ones that end in handshakes. I'm also protective of my positions, because they aren't rooted in flighty whims and half-assed bullshit. I know how I feel and why I feel that way, and it takes an equally strong conviction to change my mind or convince me to meet someone halfway.
Is my stubborn nature and jealous guarding of my positions a weakness or a flaw that I should work on? I'm honestly not sure. I can see how they might be perceived that way by people who disagree with me, but I'm not convinced that matters in the least fucking bit.

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How is your depression? You said last year that you were slowly groing out of it, but now you seem to hint that it is getting worse again.

Its on an uptick right now for sure. The stress of the last couple months caught up with me, I guess. Even so, I'm better now than I was a year ago, I'm handling this bout much better than I usually would.
It'll always be there. It'll always come back. I choose to fight it now, rather than letting it rule me.

Hey Paul, Watching dp and notice you hitting the pipe an you got me curious; what's your favourite way to take your weed? Bong, pipe, dabs, blunts; how do you usually toke?

If I've got to narrow it down, pipes for the convenience factor, dabs for the immediate, insane, long-lasting high.

What would you do if Hillary or some radical republican was president?

Probably something radical, like bitching on the internet publicly and slipping further into crushing, overwhelming silent depression privately.

Paul, what's up with Brett Keane? He's making all of these edgy--and if I'm to be honest--decent videos. Has the Stallion returned?

Not sure what I've seen from him lately is classifiable as "decent", but to each his own. Brett's recent change in style is about as surprising to me as a stupid Sarah Palin quote at this point. I've seen him do this shit twice now and it always ends the same -Brett making friends with a bunch of former detractors, then turning on them, then flagging and doxxing them, then losing his channel, then coming back as a "new person" and starting the whole cycle again from scratch.
By all means, enjoy the ride. I've been on it too many times to care at this point.

Are you aware of this war between pro and anti DP people on the DP wiki? I saw some pages are gradually being turned into conservapedia pages and I'm going to start recommend DP fans to go elsewhere. What are your thoughts on this?

I support Gerudo and the wiki 100%
I love the place, and hope to see the cancerous element purged so that people that like and watch the show can return to making the wiki a funny, informative, dynamic place.

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