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Do you believe in the death penalty? Why or why not?

Kyoufuu RazorWind

I believe in death penalty mate.
If he/she did something real critical in the past, then he/she would truly deserve it.

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What are your plans for the Valentine's Day?

Get the V

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Hello, fellow PoMer. I just wish for you to know that I love you. You, like the many other PoMers receiving this message, are a beautiful soul (or series of microorganisms which give thought) that deserves to know that you are loved. Take care. c:

Kyoufuu RazorWind

I love you too. Happy Valentines.

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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Mate

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boooooooobies?

dicks

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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Uh... To talk in your head because you're not concentrated on what you're mainly doing

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Huehueheueheheheueheuhe

HOHOHOHOHOHOHO

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What did you just say about me you little punk?

omq, i r scurred nao ;-;

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How many rofls would a monster rofl if a monster could rofl rofls?

Nigerians

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Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding

I've heard this from somewhere... Mate.
COPYPASTA

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How much yolo do you need to have swag??? Serious question????

WELL, I INJECT SWAGS ERRYDAY TO GET AT LEAST 1 YOLO PER DAY

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of Death Grips?

I'll need to grip that first.

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das it

das not it mane

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No, I don't. Goodnight Abraham.

GOODNIGHT

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of your universe?

Screw you and your questions.
I am brain dead. ;-;

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This obviously looks annoying.
Got nothing else to say?

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Vian vagino estas malbela.

Ching ching wing wong wong lin long

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

I can't even compute

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Vian penison estas malgranda kaj ŝrumpintaj supren.

Ching chong wing wong wong ling long wing

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ur getting delete -_-

I sure am

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Grower or shower?

Skrillex > You

>Skrillex produces Electro & Dubstep
>Produces Liquid & Melodic DnB

K

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