hi so me and my friend have been friends with benefits for a while like we kiss each other a lot and feel up each other. But .4 days ago we were wit friends and we went outside and it got really heated and then she gave me a bluejoober and I started choking on the oxygen
mike help me irllllllll
Rough Rink Raping
and my glusses are fooooooooged lol countin tuh days to go!!!! til die xd xd xd
You try too hard, sebby
im srry hahaehehuu im just soggy from the chemo
bruh your grass is ass
5ever alone mike
i qut roppers
You're not elected a roper, you're born one
What is the most serious problem in the world?
Self entitlement. You've got racism, sexism both ways, gay bashing and just general ignorance because people can be so stupidly full of themselves.
What makes you strong?
My amazing girlfriend and all my bros. Also PCP
Leviathan! (yes, milady)
Are you afraid of people?
What are some of the first things you do in the morning?
Put the gimpsuit back in the closet, tell the rodeo clowns to get their shit together and leave, and then I eat raisin bran.
Did you ever make it to the milky way?
n...no officer, I haven't been drinking tonight
Heaven or anal?
I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER, BRANDON
Tommy Wiseau Vs. Orson Welles
DOn't make that jug disappear, mudder fawker
To give or not to give the D, that is the question
D is all good and well, but it has to be tenacious
I looked up to you...But you thought I'd look the other way...
I'll tell you miserable things after you're asleep
The thing that tore us apart? I'm never touching it again.
What do you think people think of you?
I'm the resident shittalker, obviously
what's your steam name retard
Ironroad, you massive weenus
What is your favorite online shopping site?
Don't make me post an ironic BadDragon link, Ask
What's your stance on gun control?
I personally believe that if someone wants someone else dead, they can make it happen. Gun or not. Cultural mentality and personal values make people kill, not the weapon itself
What are the things you always take with you?
$3.50 and a shit eating smirk
My penis is turgid and blood flows strongly throughout it.
Dickstribution at its finest
Only if you wear the paper bag.
how do you live with yourself anon
Can't say that on a Christian Ask