What do you do if you can’t sleep at night?
A better question would be "who do you *do* when you can't sleep"
Athiest Vs. Christain
I don't really care about religious shit as long as you're funny or at least interesting. Not sure what I am anyway
Do you think OJ did it?
OJ fukken did it, bro
Do you need any help?
Yeah, smell my finger
Are black men really that well hung?
Yeah, I blame grape drank's mystical powers
do u think emma watsom has nice feet??
Please direct all feets enquiries to Mark "Porkman" MacDonald ~ Management
Your opinion on white people
Everywhere, nice skin, can't jump
If you could change one thing about Ask.fm what would it be?
Needs more hick angst
Chocolate or Vanilla?
I don't do candy. JK VANILLA
What was the last thing you had to drink?
Half a carton of OJ
Hobo Vs. Busker
Buskers are less likely to chase you over three blocks with a rusty fork. I like buskers.
What do you prefer: read the newspaper, watch TV News, or check online news?
I'd die a little inside if I missed boomer's weather report
THINK SEB RELATED THOUGHTS
Probably looks great in lingerie/10
What is something you find hard to stop once you have started?
Haha alright man
Anyone reading this should be watching season 5 of Archer
Ya know iv always wondered why we poke fat jokes at Mark yet in reality hes only a husky kind of dude eh?
He has yet to graduate to Beefman
Yearly reminder that I'm still way hotter than anything that fuck boy Robert will ever get. At least he still has his Japanese cartoons to comfort him.
Pics w/ "I'm a whiny hippo" timestamp or it didn't happen c:
Hey don't worry, Rob and I are individually sexy enough to make up for you
If the whole world were listening, what would you say?
Jesus Christ was black
Do you treat your body like a Temple or more like an Amusement Park?
I'm a temple of doom. With fucking.
Sometimes I get aroused by succubus'
When they don't bite your wang off
Brandon Bradley is dead. Call me...The Penetrator
Turned to a life of crime when public fornication impaled two innocent bystanders, he now roams the streets for the whores and sluts. Skeeting here and there for all eternity
Your favorite black celebrity?
I wanna say Will Smith but he's got a fucked up math religion cult thingy going on
What hath thee thinketh of recent devirginalizing of his Lordship?
Methinks it marks a new era of joint-effort booty acquisition and was, to quote, "alpha as ye fuck"
chuck me a text I lost my contacts and got a new phone
aight bro, just gotta get more minutes on mine first. poor as shit right now haha