Mike Bernard
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oh mike you thought you could get away from us when you took your ask.fm profile off steam but you were wrongoh mike you thought you could get away from us when you took your ask.fm profile off steam but you were wrongoh mike you thought you could get away from us when you took your ask.fm profile

oh I got away

YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET

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Which country will win the FIFA World Cup in Brazil?

The rules of Dota dictate whichever team has the least Brazilians will win.

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http://photo4.ask.fm/661/926/630/70003022-1r4gcrm-4lrggk28mr430t5/original/WP_20140103_0041.jpg Reminder that you look like you're literally melting IRL. Just in case you forgot from avoiding looking at that ugly mug in the mirror, fuck-boy. xD

I'm the one who's gotta make an effort to have an ugly face.

I can literally roll out of bed, unshaven and unshowered, chirp you down and still look sharper erry day of the week. Live with it.

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My apologies, I'll redouble my chirping efforts, bb.

Ashley

Might wanna redouble on those titty skittles too. That jawline.... xD

Shoulda left yourself on anon, really

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Shhh, theres niggers about

Brandon Bradley

The real question is whether or not they're the dubl or tripl variety

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Do you find yourself thinking more about your past, present or future?

The past distracts from the *now*

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NASA couldn't map that fucking forehead of yours. Your dog is still the best-looking part of your profile pic, sorry, Mikey. :3

It's broad like my uh.... wrinkled like...... UHHH SHUT UP

your chirps are getting pretty weak, by the way :p

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Rick McDick ain't got nothing on that

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oh mike you thought you could get away from us when you took your ask.fm profile off steam but you were wrong

WELL SHIT, SON

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Do you worry about your future?

I don't have a future.

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What do you think people think of you?

It's not the what, it's the when *wink wink* *nudge* "geddit" *poke* "yeah good"

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Is Robert "Pizzaface" Leonard the bottom or top in your relationship?

You know you want his kissu kissu

Also hey, I see you dug your laptop out of your stomach rolls or something. It's been a while since ya checked in c:

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How often do you smile?

Every chance I get

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What two animals, if combined, would make for an awesome animal?

Cocks and asses.

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I accidently removed you on steam because I was like who DA took is this slut

William

Fuckin' lold

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Are the times a changin?

It's gonna be a summer of sluttery, for sure

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What do you think about Liam Neeson?

Dude's a jack of all trades. Shrug.

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Have you seen Watchmen?

Finally got around to seeing it tonight actually. Gritty stuff

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How far in advance do you prefer to plan?

nothing wrong with ad-libbing life. Only thing is there's a difference between bluffing and just being that good

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What do you do if you can’t sleep at night?

A better question would be "who do you *do* when you can't sleep"

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Athiest Vs. Christain

I don't really care about religious shit as long as you're funny or at least interesting. Not sure what I am anyway

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Do you think OJ did it?

OJ fukken did it, bro

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Do you need any help?

Yeah, smell my finger

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Are black men really that well hung?

Yeah, I blame grape drank's mystical powers

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