It's easy being greasy
What is your favorite thing in your room?
The can of Old Spice body spray that Brandon maces Mark in the face with whenever he gets too annoying. 1/4 left too!
Can BJ's get you high? I'm lookin for a sucker that'll get me high
[Tanya's Number goes here]
Hey...um. I kinda love you c: Like a lot c:
That makes me a very happy panda :D
How often do you drink coffee?
Twice a day at the very least
What's your favourite chocolate bar?
I'm a sucker for almond Hershey's.
What is the most important thing to know?
Your place in life. Either that or how to make people smile
TAP Vs. Porkman
He's porked. Plain and simple
Shall we look for love, wait for love or forget totally about it?
Don't go looking for love, make yourself a better/ more interesting person and equally dedicated people will just sorta come along. Action beats sitting around sighing about what could be, right?
the Largest shit you have ever taken?
It looked a whole lot like you, son
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Yeah, and she's pretty damned cute too
How often do you think about your future?
more than I'd like to admit, but I handle shit on a day by day basis
Matt Vs. Shane
Matt's fucked. No one stops the spergcharge
Will you ever forgive me, Michael?
for what, anon?
Do you think you would look good with a beard?
Tried it, before. Didn't look too bad
It's going there whether you like it or not.
Abercrombie and Fitch, because every scene needs a douchebag
Lol mik remember when u were batman and dumped all that semen on us
you didn't wear the handcuffs properly you aussie skank
The moon, because it makes the ocean its bitch
aides in ur morning cup
Royal amounts of Aids everywhere, dingus
Fav fast food for a quick bite
McDicks. At 3 AM.
Ohhhhhh man lick our ASSES in V formation!!!
Take up T formation and I'll think about it
Opinion on Daft Punks replenished fame?
I like their style, but I wish they'd do another classic style album, a la Discovery