I'm probably responsible for a chicken genocide at this point so I'm in no position to judge anyone else.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
"To be fair".
Where would you wish to wake up tomorrow?
Preferably in my bed otherwise I'd be rightfully freaked out.
What is are the best pizza toppings?
Pineapple.
What is the best thing about being your age?
That I will never be this young again.
The first thing to your left is your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. What is it?
My keyboard.Yes! The Typing of the Dead has prepared me for this!
Are you a good liar?
Terrible in a real life context, scarily competent when it's for like a game or something.
What is the most popular sport in your country?
Professional self-pitying.
Do you think dogs are really man's best friend?
I like cats more. Feels more like genuine friendship when you do manage to befriend them. Dogs are just instantly clingy.
What are snails even trying to do?
Desperately not to get stepped on by you. You monster.
You played MGSV, right? If so, who do you think is the best partner? D-Walker? D-Dog, D-Horse or Quiet? (I heavily regret the spoilers now...)
D-Dog. I like Quiet but her not accurately marking all the targets has more than once given me a false sense of security, leading me to bump into enemy soldiers.
What's the best thing you can do with a stick of gum?
... Chew it like a normal goddamn person?
Happy New Year! Do you have any resolutions?
Do more non-digital stuff.
How would you explain color to a blind man?
The same way I'd explain tone to a deaf person. Duh.
Thought's on the 2015 "The Game Awards"?
Didn't watch it, but from what I hear there were some questionable categories to market a few press darlings and I have no idea who that gaming personality is supposed to be.I don't mind too much since games like The Witcher 3 and Splatoon probably deserved a win.
Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?
In Metal Gear Solid 1, yes.
Shark diving, bungee jumping, or sky diving?
What are the three most effective methods of torturing Vicsor?
How do you relax at the end of the day?
By crying myself to sleep over all the productive and useful stuff I could have been doing that day but didn't.
Would you rather be able to speak any language fluently or have the ability to talk to animals?
The language thing. I don't think animals have a lot of compelling things to say.