What makes a person rich?

when they have a lot of money and they're a capitalist tumor on this fair and progressive society

now go and play with abdul, timmy, and i swear, the next time you tell me he's saying those weird things in that creepy language and threateningly drawing his finger across his throat i'm locking you up in my bdsm cage downstairs where you will be forced to watch mummy play with uncle jerry's magical snake
jeez timmy you need to learn to be a bit more tolerant, it's 2016 i mean come on

Do you remember your first day at school?

yes, a bit

You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

too many to pick from
besides, does anyone really think people would publicly share their answers to this question

What's the best thing you can do with a stick of gum?

chew it

Do you always smile for pictures?


Who are you?


What would you name your next/first pet?

whoops that answer below was supposed to go to this question kek

Do you think that money can buy love?


Who is the funniest comedian?

i've watched a lot of stuff by stephen colbert lately but then again i don't really tend to watch anything by comedians so my opinion is heavily biased

Look in the mirror. What do you see?

my fat ugly face

Do you believe in love at first sight? Why or why not?

not really but its not totally impossible, depends on the people and the circumstances

What could you do as a child that you can't do now?

speak while burping

What are you sure of?

god's existence

Do you believe in horoscopes?

if you do you should probably die

Who is your favorite Star Wars character?

jar jar binks
nah just kidding
kylo ren
naaahhh just kidding
i've never seen star wars

What was the last thing that made you laugh?


ron paul or donald trump karmeme

ron paul

should i crack open a cold one ;) karmeme

go for it

What do you like best about your hometown?

not too small not too big

What are you always late for?


What is your favorite charity?

the catholic one i cant remember what its called now
caritas or smth

How often do you work out?


Do you prefer to ski or snowboard?


How much time per day do you spend on the internet?

too much

What do you think of the Kardashians?

scum of the earth


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About Andrew:

catholic, lazy, lotr nerd, video game player, professional shitposter, centre-right wing. hi tbh