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NO IVE ALREADY EATEN THANKS ANYWAY JOSH

Well okay. But if you ever need sandwiches...
just ask sandwich-kun because I'm no good at making sandwiches.

WAFFLE FRIES AND KETCHUP? ARE YOU AN INVALID!?

Well, I guess we're at disagreements anon. How's about we agree to disagree over a sandwich?

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any more funny jokes lately?

Jokes? I'm no good at telling jokes, man.
But for your amusement, I'll try anyways.
Ok...
...
I once poo'd my pants in 3rd grade.
...
Ok how am I doing so far?

Home fry? You think that's acceptable, you think because I'm black I'm immediatly going to relate to you because you called me 'home fry' (dat like some oven chips or suttin?) you're a racist little white boy.

Black people have home fries?
Oh dang.

Dolphins aint furry bruv, they'd fucking rape him as he drowns.

Yeah, probably. I don't know, homefry, I'm no furryologist. But raping of the Ian seems quite probable.

You don't wanna bring armshouse I'll bring armshouse to your mum's house You don't wanna bring no beef Bring some beef you'll loose some teeth

Yeah, I hear arm and hammer is good for your teeth too.

i hope ian the fox is thrown in the fucking sea. FURRYS CANT SWIM.

Yeah, but he'll probably use his furry powers to call upon some dolphins to rescue him. Then he'll be soo thankful to the dolphins he'll become aroused by them and make love to them. Nature, man. Nature.

Pum pum sniffer.

I don't quite know what a pum pum is, but I do know what a Pom Pom is. And those smell lovely.

would you be willing to have sex with bill gates for $50? yes? why would bill gates need $50, keep dreaming, he's out of your league.

Yeah, maybe so.
...But Nexus guy probably isn't. :liplick:

3 gay men are building a house. how did u and 2 of ur clones get permit from council to build a house.

I made a fourth clone to sleep with all the council.

IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE I'M INADEQUIEIUTEIUTEIUTUET MYSELF

Ok bby do whatever makes u happy <3

what is secret to flawless skin, and infinite gayness

I'd consult my perfect skin/infinite gaywad expert, but he's too busy getting lotion rubbed on his back by lots of men.

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