If a man cheated on his girlfriend and she found out, but they both got transformed into fish as karma, and then he ate her in one gulp, what would he say as he swam off
Nothing because fish aren't known for discussing their feelings.
Do you wear ties? If yes, how many ties do you have?
No. TIES ARE FOR NERDS
Do you talk and visit your cousins or uncles, or are you distant towards them?
Distant.
Would you like to live in a bigger city?
No.
How often do you use your phone and what for?
I use it all the time to text your mom.
Are you outspoken and say what you think, or are you quiet and diplomat?
I'm very quiet
How was January for you?
I almost didn't even notice it.
Did you see the movie "The Revenant"?
Nope, but I'm interested in it.
Where do you usually see the movies?
At the dollar theater or the compute or the TV
When was the last time you had a flu? Do you have flu often?
I had a flu for the first time in December of 2012. It was the end of the world.
Would you like to be a soldier and fight in a war?
No.
Is corruption in your city?
Probably.
Are palm trees in your city?
Yep. Palm trees and pine trees as far as the eye can see.
What is your opinion about corporatists? Would you like to be a corporatist?
I don't even know the meaning of the word.
Do you do what other people tell you, or do you make your own decisions and act idependently?
There's a balance of and a time for the two.
Has any of your colleagues treated you bad or attacked you?
Attacked me with adoration and kindness.
Have you ever been involved in a fist fight?
Too many times.
What hour do you usually wake up? Do you need an alarm to wake up?
My shift at work alternates each week. One week I wake up at 2:15am and the next 3:15am. I have an alarm set, but I often wake right before it goes off.
Do you have a car? If yes, are you satisfied about it and what brand is it?
I do; it's a Toyota Corolla and I'm not a fan, but it was the smart choice for me at the time.
Have you ever experienced injustices? How can injustices be solved?
I would think that most people have experienced an injustice ir two. Justice is a tough topic, but I think admitting wrong doings and forgiveness can help a great deal.
Did you see the movie "Spotlight", that won the Oscar for best film?
I have not. I mostly see movies late when they come to the dollar theater.