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It's midday and I haven't asked any questions yet...fuck... Uhh, so what do you think of...stuff?

Stuff is neat! :D

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What would you do if an elephant were charging at you? (Question of the Day)

Really ask.fm? You ask a purveyor of troll dad jokes this?
I take away its credit card LOLOLOLOLOL!

My friends told me I should stop banging my sister. I don't have friends anymore, who needs that kind of negativity in their life...

You mean you banged her more than once? You had to explode all the leftover exploded bits again and again? You sick fuck!

Bored! At work...

I'd suggest listening to DJ Jelly's Ultimate Awesome Musical Hour of Super Epic Fun Times but its not safe for work. Unless you work in a workplace that is ok with that sort of thing.

I hear America is only taking 4000 refugees after bombing the shit out of Syria. Fuck I hate chameleons.

Uh huh... But what do chameleons have to do with refugees from Syria?

I went to a stud farm a few days ago, but they only had horses there. This is why I have trust issues...

Simple solution. Get your brony on and fuck the horses.

You know what's bull fucking shit? The fact that your last podcast had no bull fucking shit. You heard me, I called it a podcast :P

Its bullfuckingshit you think its bullfuckingshit :P

I hear that Bukkake dick is like your biggest fan. What a loser. On a completely unrelated note, I can't wait for your next musical hour!

I hear he likes to take dick too :P

What waifu can you reccomend for me?

Your waifu can be found in the anime "Girls Und Panzer". But you don't get a girl. Your waifu is a tank!
If you want to fuck it then you fuck it in its turret/shootey hole. Thats right you will love that armour-plated phallic symbol and like it!

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