Muslims r not suppose to have sex, am i right?
Han mere Maa Baap ne tou mujhe OLX par khareeda tha -_-
Ask @Usmankhan1001
pap kissing your gf
Sorry, don't have a picture of me kissing my grandfather.
Usman?
present teacher ?
Related users
that dp is so hot ? u r so sexy af?? hottest guy on ask ❤❤❤ m in love wid u ?? will u date me? i m 14
At this age, the only thing you should spread is Nutella,
Not your legs.
Not your legs.
kuch shayeri hojaye ? ( staif )
Wo aj bhi sardi mein mar rahi hai
Faraz...
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may ne aik bar kaha tha tm sweater k baghair Katrina Kaif lagti ho ???
Faraz...
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may ne aik bar kaha tha tm sweater k baghair Katrina Kaif lagti ho ???
The 2 types of people in this world_______ (STAIF)
There are two types of people in this world
1. one who cry inside and put up a smile on their face.
2. the others who feel broken with Angel Sweetie and 49 others.
1. one who cry inside and put up a smile on their face.
2. the others who feel broken with Angel Sweetie and 49 others.
Most important people in your life?
My siblings, especially my brother and sister.
#JustMeeraThings
#JustMeeraThings
Funny story?
Larki walay: Hum ne abhi apni beti ka rishta nahi karna, hamari larki abhi parh rahi hai.
Larka walay: Tou hamara larka konsa Kaka hai jo is ki books phaar day ga.
Larka walay: Tou hamara larka konsa Kaka hai jo is ki books phaar day ga.
pap please??
honestly aap itne bhi buray nahi ho ??
Anon ap ki Honesty say mujhe aik story yad agaye hai....
Once upon a time Anon was cutting a tree, suddenly his Axe fell into a gutter. Anon started crying. After some time a Fairy appeared and jumped into the gutter. The Fairy came out from the gutter with a Golden Axe.
Anon: "This is not my Axe"
Fairy: Uthoun Tatti pounj k waikh, teri e hai..... edda tu Honesty Is The Best Policy..
Once upon a time Anon was cutting a tree, suddenly his Axe fell into a gutter. Anon started crying. After some time a Fairy appeared and jumped into the gutter. The Fairy came out from the gutter with a Golden Axe.
Anon: "This is not my Axe"
Fairy: Uthoun Tatti pounj k waikh, teri e hai..... edda tu Honesty Is The Best Policy..
Pap of ur BG Please pleasee plzzz
pakistani ads be like???
Pakistani ads be like :
Aj hamaray ghar may naya cooking oil aya hai
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Chalo aao sab ghar walay mujra start karte hain
Aj hamaray ghar may naya cooking oil aya hai
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Chalo aao sab ghar walay mujra start karte hain
pakistani parents be like?
Pakistani parents always worry about 2 things :
- what their Boys download
- what their Girls upload
- what their Boys download
- what their Girls upload
جرااا ايه ياسطا انت راجل ملكش عزه اصلا انت بتكلم معايا ازاى يابن الوثخه
Habibi Hayya Hayya,
Tu Saala may Bhanwayya
Tu Saala may Bhanwayya
Hello handsome *_* can we be friends?
Dosti ka safar bohat Lamba hai...
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thora aap chalo
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thora hum chalain
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thora aap chalo
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thora hum chalain
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Agay Rakshaw karwa lain gay???
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thora aap chalo
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thora hum chalain
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thora aap chalo
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thora hum chalain
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Agay Rakshaw karwa lain gay???
H3ý š3xý ì L0v3 Y0u AnD ý0uR LìPš :* :* WiLl y0U ĐaT3 ME??? <3 <3
Keyboard par mujra karna band karo pehle
Pap of ass?
Sorry, don't have a picture of your face
are you afraid of dark?
No, never, not at all yaar, kabhi bhi nai, sawaal hi nai paida hota
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Ayee Ammi light chali gaye hai, Ups bhi kharab hai, bohat andhera hai please mere pas ajayen :'(
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Ayee Ammi light chali gaye hai, Ups bhi kharab hai, bohat andhera hai please mere pas ajayen :'(
How come your answers are so perfect? Just love them! :')
Kaash mere teachers ki bhi yehi feeling hoti mere answers k liye ?
hi can we chat? # a girl from lahore
Yes, we can Fruit chat, Aloo chat and Chana chat also,
#Meera from lahore
#Meera from lahore
meri zindagi hai tu ^_^
Meri zindagi ho tum Anon ^_^
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Aur Lanat hai aisi zindagi par
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Aur Lanat hai aisi zindagi par
Hey handsome why are you so gora chitta?? i want to be gori chitti like you.... ap ki khoobsurti ka kya raaz hai? any advice for me? :p
Baji ap roz raat ko sonay say pehle 2 kilo Gipsy Amazing cream lagaya karain,
"Gipsy Amazing Cream"
Keel chaiyyaan khatam karay,
Daagh dhabbay door karay,
Gipsy Lagao Thori,
Hojao Gori Gori,
"Gipsy Amazing Cream"
Keel chaiyyaan khatam karay,
Daagh dhabbay door karay,
Gipsy Lagao Thori,
Hojao Gori Gori,
What was the last lie u told?
i'm Shakira's hips
i don't lie
i don't lie
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left he gave Sarah seven apples. Why ? #STAIF
Answer :
"An Apple a Day Keeps The Doctor Away", since the driver was going for a week so he gave seven apples to Sarah..
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Usman Khan's Theory :
"An Apple a Day Keeps The Doctor Away", but if the doctor is cute, bhaarr may jaye fruit ;)
"An Apple a Day Keeps The Doctor Away", since the driver was going for a week so he gave seven apples to Sarah..
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Usman Khan's Theory :
"An Apple a Day Keeps The Doctor Away", but if the doctor is cute, bhaarr may jaye fruit ;)
Yo baby :* :* :* :*
Honey singh ft. Justin bieber ft. Emraan hashmi
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