Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison?
The price is wrong, bitch.
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Why is the kitchen the cleanest part of the house??
Because that's where you prepare food, duh.
beer or beards?
Beer me.
When was the last time you sharted
I have pretty good sphincter awareness/control, so it's probably been years.
Does your taint stank?
At the moment? Probably not.
Would you have "relations" with an 18 year old?
An 18 year old what?
Marry, boff, or kill: Mission Impossible franchise, the Bourne franchise, and the 007 franchise.
This is going to be blasphemous due to my boner for J.J. Abrams, but marry 007 franchise, boff Bourne franchise, kill Mission Impossible franchise.
Marry, boff, or kill: 128 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead remake, and Shaun of the Dead.
Finally, an easy one. Marry Shaun of the Dead, boff 28 Days Later, kill Dawn of the Dead remake.
Danny Boyle or Guy Ritche?
That's a tough one. I even looked at their filmographies to compare and I like the same number of films from both directors. I think Boyle gets the edge for substance over style.
Why is getting a clever euphemism for "vagina" so difficult tonight? Now you owe us three.
I owe you nothing. I have no red in my ledger.
When eating out, what's the go to appetizer?
Nachos and salsa.