If you were a jelly, you'd be Vegemite.
What the hell is that
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Do you think I should go for the Mona Lisa next? Not the one in he Louvre, the real one
You won't like what I think, and it doesn't matter anyway
If you were gifted with a statue, where would you place it?
I have no idea. Like I said, we travel.
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Favorite painter?
I don't know much about art
Has Mori gotten you anything?
No, and I don't want him to
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Did Mori really steal Aurelia a Van Gogh for her wedding present?
Apparently. He insisted she take it
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You mean he's gotten her multiple monets ??????!!!!????
Yes
So it is true ???
No
Like have you outright avoided Camp Primadona for that reason?
Not outright. We never got around to it, and whenever there was a possibility it was during winter
Who's gotten Rosalie the more expensive gift, you or Mori?
It's hard to morally beat stolen Monets.
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Is it true you guys never helped at Camp Primadona because Jonas and Jill are there?
Well, I don't exactly like either of them. And Rosalie doesn't like the cold
Well there's no love lost between you two
Good
I bet you and your girl get it on all the time
Congratulations, you have an opinion
You'll have to deal with him forever, unless the police and other various governmental agencies catch up to him
Well, I haven't seen him in five years, so maybe that sort of thing can continue
You sound so excited to see him
I wonder why
You could always turn him into the police...
He'd find a way to escape. He always finds a way.
How's it feel, knowing both your sister and fiancée are stupidly close with someone you hate so much?
It's mildly annoying, at the least
Where have you even been for the past five years?
I've been traveling with Rosalie
You get to see Mordecai at the reunion tonight
Great.
Why haven't you had the need? No more suffocating idiocy surrounding you?
Pretty much.
YOULL GET TO SEE THE SEXY BEAST AGAIN TONIGHT and also see how your fiancée loves him much more than she does you
What?
It's been, like, five years. Ofc it did!
I just haven't had the need to use it
There's the sassy Andy we know an dislike so much !!!
You act like it went away
Oh. Well that'll do it.
I guess so
You /are/ boring
Oh my gods, I'm going to have to change that immediately. Because I care /so/ much about what you think
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