What causes you to panic?
What do you look like right now?
a gnarled, chain-smoking shitbeast
how did a bug like yourself manage to become so handsome and ridiculously charming
please stop, my heart can't take much more of this
Who will go to hell?
me, most likely
what's the story with that ring tat buggo
when i turned 21 my mom was talking abt getting a tattoo and in the span of 3 minutes decided i wanted to get a green lantern tattoo and got one that same night. what's an impulse control, precious
What question do you hate to answer?
which bug ISN'T NOT SOMETIMES the cutest. really grinds my gears if you know what i mean
Who's a cute bug? Yes you are! Yes you are! *scritch scritch*
please....the belly scratches.....please....
Are you scared of the dark?
yes, i am v scared bug uwu
Bug if you had to keep a pokemon as a pet which would you pick (i.e. not your FAVOURITEST but a good pet)
BUTTERFREE IS BOTH A FAVORITE AND GOOD FRIEND
What have you won?
i used to win video game tournaments but in the past 8 years i haven't won anything
Why did you stop?
i give up very easily
i just meant you're a grown bug
it's true, i am
which bug is the greatest bug friend (after you, of course)feminazgul
every bug is a great friend
how many bug years to a human year
i was trying to be clever but since most bugs don't live past a few months i'd say it'd be a huge scale
Phew, I often think about smooching you so i'm glad to see you're not a minor.
Who are your enemies?
What are you wearing right now?
nothing bc the AC is out and it's fucking miserable in this humidified coffin of an apartment
What have you done?
absolutely nothing and probably never will
Where's your heart?
buried in the thick woods and dirt roads of northern louisiana
Why will you die?
loneliness or lack of sleep, probably both