What are you wearing right now?
nothing bc the AC is out and it's fucking miserable in this humidified coffin of an apartment
What have you done?
absolutely nothing and probably never will
Where's your heart?
buried in the thick woods and dirt roads of northern louisiana
Why will you die?
loneliness or lack of sleep, probably both
Where, or what for that matter, is home?
don't got one
The full width text on your grave says:
i'm so sorry
Are you tired?
continuously, forever, without end
If we ever met, your first reaction would be to:
we have met, you dumb idiot baby
what have you lost?
What makes someone attractive?
What do you think are the world’s three greatest cities?
my heart, the soft touch of electric skin, and arms left open Just In Case I Need Them
Paul McCartney said: "If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian." What do you think about it?
what a fucken turd
crack your ribs open and tell me what's spinning and running behind those prison bars
imperial moths, oil, and wanderlust
What are your plans for the Valentine's Day?
blushing at a coworker, working aside from that
What do you love the smell of?
OF ALL THE FUCKING QUEWSTIONS AHFSDJKJFKLA
Who do you talk to on the phone most often?
the sole reason this question exists is to upset me, i think
but what if they introduced a bug-type eevee evolution????????
UM WHAT IF MY CHEST EXPLODED BECAUSE MY HEART CANNOT CONTAIN ALL THE LOV#E WITHIN IT????????????????
How's your day, bug?
i'm sleepy and i keep getting stinky at work so i'm taking baths like twice a day so i probably smell both good and bad and i'm detoxing slowly and i guess i'm alright?
Are there bugs you don't like?
what? no, wtf, all bugs are friends
Is it raining with you?
how awesome, on a scale from 1 being pretty awesome and 10 being f'in awesome are tusks?
i like teeth a lot a lot a lot a lot i have a problem
What is the most money you have ever held in your hand?
i won a couple g's in a game tournament and got a big oversized check and afterwards i walked around with it too shy to ask the tournament organizers how i could cash it
In my dream there were bugs like cockroaches but they looked like flat and wide roly-polies--I come to you, being a bug master, to ask if this sounds like an actual bug?
sounds like a kabuto idk dude sorry
What do you think is the most difficult sport?
Bugs = cute. Buglamps = teh cutest.
i will agree that i am ONE OF the cutest but i refuse to accept "teh cutest" as that is a term highly regarded in the bug world