harphiz @cornfewsd
harphiz @cornfewsd
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A mix of word and opposite of anything u can think of
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What body part do you wash first in the shower?
Armpit
Which is the most beautiful place you've ever seen?
Odoye
If you had $5 left in your pocket what would you spend it on?
Wateva can multiply it
Are you the type of person with lots of friends or just a few close ones?
A few close ones
When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I aint checked 2day buh I normally think ow should I shape my beard
What question do you ask yourself a lot?
Wat lies in d future
Do you love your country?
I sure do
When you are in trouble, whom do you call for help?
Allah
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My mama
Who are your heroes?
The prophets; Muhammed(SAW), Jesus(ASW), Abraham(ASW), Moses(ASW) et al
When you are in trouble, whom do you call for help?
Allah
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Commit suicide immediately
What chocolate is your favorite? 
The one laid on a pussy
What should a real woman be able to do?
Give good head
Are you a retard? Hahahaahahahahhaahaa.
Sure I am buh it will take me 1000yrs 2 get 2 ur level
Do you believe in happy ending?
Depends on what I want to end happily
What do you like to do on a rainy day?
Enjoy d weather
What are some things that make you really happy?
Achieving a goal or result in what I do
What’s the first thing you notice about people?
Girls, boobs. Boys, ¯\..(•͡.̮ •͡)../¯
What is happiness for you?
Dat excited state
What is my name
Remind me from ur birth cert
How old am i
U r 365 divided by d number of days u've spent on earth
What is the best way to deal with stress?
Is it tensile or shear stress?
What song do you love to dance to?
Carolina - Sinzu ft Davido
Do you L♥√ع M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥?
I love everybody :d