What body part do you wash first in the shower?

Armpit

Which is the most beautiful place you've ever seen?

Odoye

If you had $5 left in your pocket what would you spend it on?

Wateva can multiply it

Are you the type of person with lots of friends or just a few close ones?

A few close ones

When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

I aint checked 2day buh I normally think ow should I shape my beard

What question do you ask yourself a lot?

Wat lies in d future

Do you love your country?

I sure do

When you are in trouble, whom do you call for help?

Allah

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

My mama

Who are your heroes?

The prophets; Muhammed(SAW), Jesus(ASW), Abraham(ASW), Moses(ASW) et al

When you are in trouble, whom do you call for help?

Allah

If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?

Commit suicide immediately

What chocolate is your favorite? 

The one laid on a pussy

What should a real woman be able to do?

Give good head

Are you a retard? Hahahaahahahahhaahaa.

Sure I am buh it will take me 1000yrs 2 get 2 ur level

Do you believe in happy ending?

Depends on what I want to end happily

What do you like to do on a rainy day?

Enjoy d weather

What are some things that make you really happy?

Achieving a goal or result in what I do

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Girls, boobs. Boys, ¯\..(•͡.̮ •͡)../¯

What is happiness for you?

Dat excited state

What is my name

Remind me from ur birth cert

How old am i

U r 365 divided by d number of days u've spent on earth

What is the best way to deal with stress?

Is it tensile or shear stress?

What song do you love to dance to?

Carolina - Sinzu ft Davido

Do you L♥√ع M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥?

I love everybody :d

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