David McClurg
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What frustrates you the most?

Having no questions besides the Question of the Day to answer.

What's your favorite party game?

Apples to Apples is fun. So is Mafia. So is Telestrations.

What's your average yearly income?

Just enough.

Favorite childhood memory?

Climbing on a tractor at a ranch. Actually, I have no idea. I don't remember much from back then.

If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?


What do you like to do on the weekends?

Sleep. What else?

How many times a day do you visit Ask.fm?

Generally once.

Colonel Klink or Barney Fife?


If you could communicate with your pet for just a minutes, and they would understand, what would you say?

I have a pet?

MLIA? A for Average or A for Awesome?

It depends on how you want to use it. (because I treat each question individually, and prefer other means to continue in dialogue)

Do you schedule time with friends, or do you hang out on the spur of the moment?

Usually neither. mlia

Which websites do you visit every day?


What about Thanksgiving?

Forgot about that one.... I was thinking Columbus day, MLKJ day, etc...

Where would you like to spend your holiday?

Which holiday?
Christmas: Home
4th of July: Home
The other holidays don't get as much as a nod of recognition in my book.

What are you wearing right now?


"Some say the world will end in fire, / Some say in ice." (~Robert Frost) How do you think the world will end?

When the population of great white sharks release their marble collection upon those who inhabit the land, then the world will end.

Would you prefer your long underwear to be made with flannel or wool? Would you prefer your bacon chewy or crispy? Would you prefer to answer the first or the second question?

The Second. (And I just answered the Third, so technically, the Third)

Can you recommend anything to read?

The Abolition of Man – C. S. Lewis.

What country do you suppose will be the next superpower?

First, find Superman. Determine the name of the country he lives in, and there you have it.

Or Antarctica.

What can spoil your day?

Having a refrigerator fall on my head.

If dogs never existed, which animal would take its place as Man's Best Friend?

The sloth.

Atlas or Google Maps for a long car trip?

I have mostly used Google Maps because I don't own an atlas.

How do you decide what movie to watch?

When the choices are Movie A and Movie B, I'll inevitably choose Wasting Time On The Internet.

Do you have a favorite girl's name or boy's name? Or one you really like?

No exactly. But I have a couple that are definitely not even kind of close to favorite.

Do you prefer books or movies?

Books win over movies, but videos win over books.


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