MERRY CHRISTMAS even tho u won't see this ALAN
merry new year jakey
Post a selfie of you right now
now that all my questions are gone
Post selfie of you right now
You're all beautiful and awesome people
how come water is clear in a glass blue in the ocean and brown in africa?
Thoughts on Conor?
i want to watch bee movie
OKAY THIS IS BORING NOW BYE
you are boring
>tfw askreddit is hosting the worlds largest selfie thread rn
>tfw 5 months ago
I hope you have a nice day! Any plans?
Thoughts on creepy anons?
Who is your favorite cartoon character of all time?
Probably the Buebabha believe the Barbati Sadaba the H&R Block up but I should be back probably bye-bye bye-bye as she got DeBuck will get a good doozy Mechanica wising that It ain't aunt Jemima
In lieu of so many mean and hateful anons, and the troll anons that love cartoon characters, and the lotus creep, here's nice anon. You are all amazing! I love this ask.fm community! Have a nice day!
You are a film director and your film just got greenlit to be made. What is your film about?
me killing people
You're an evil scientist who has a huge thing against humanity. You want them all dead. So you're in your laboratory crafting the perfect virus to go viral. What does the virus do? How is it spread? Remember that it has to infect and kill everyone on earth except you, you have the antidote
Do impressions of as many people from ask.fm as you can
everyone: "alan is coolest"
So how was your day?