old man r u alive wake up im worried
This is the police. We just found Kpopalypse in a coma in front of his computer screen, which was covered with an as-yet-unidentified milky white substance. On his hard drive were pictures of a person known only as "Bom" who we believe may be connected to this incident. If you or anybody you know has any information in connection with this, please contact your local authorities. In the meantime this ask.fm will be manned by Kpopalypse support staff.
Fat people take up too much space. Just let them die alone and extinct
Humans are 70% water. By storing extra water in their bodies, fat people are preventing that water from filling the oceans and thus preventing sea levels rising and flooding of coastal cities. Every day bow down and be thankful that fat people exist and are preventing the collapse of modern society so people like you can get on the Internet and waste time on my ask.fm instead of contributing meaningfully to society.
what's jiyeon webcam scandal?
Jiyeon once took her laptop into a repair shop because the webcam didn't work and the nice repairman fixed it as a warranty repair because he was a T-ara fan even though the laptop was outside the warranty period. This caused accusations of unfair treatment of celebrities, but the guy did the same thing for Onew from SHINee the week before and nobody complained, which just shows the double standard that people have about girl groups. Hope that clears things up.
oppar im so glad you agree lucky one is equal to monster. honestly i prefer it and i just like being justified in my opinions
You shouldn't worry about what some asshole blogger things, it's okay to like what you like and dislike what you dislike
What makes Shannon's "Why Why" work? It sounds like something a generic U.S. pop artist can release.
But they didn't. U.S pop artists would pass up a song that good in favour of something that sounds like wakakakawakwakwakWUBWUBWUBzzzzztttttttswagswagyoloyolo
If you could, what group(s) would you ban from releasing music ever again?
2ne1.... oh wait
to and who was disappointed in his own ability. I’ll reflect and work harder and will definitely bring a more mature side of an anon. My apologies. (Please inform me for a JYP style video apology.)
This apology is probably worthy of caonima corner
That is completely due to my inexperience as an anon. As this is the first time I asked about a non K-Pop band, I was excited and being hungry for praise, I ended up being too greedy. It seems I’ve made many mistakes. Once again, I bend my head in apology towards to Kpopalypse that I’ve caused (cont
questions. “R.E.M” is a band I didn't know until today. I swear I didn’t ask those questions with the intention to annoy Kpopalypse. However, after seeing what Kpopalypse who answered my questions said, I realised that my questions caused him unhappiness and emotional hurt to him (cont)
hurt by my questions. My questions about XXX was asked because of my curiousity about Kpopalypse's musical preferences that I geniunely think they are great, based on what band came to mind and questions I didn't have the chance to see on his ask.fm. “Do you like R.E.M?” is one of those (cont)
Hello. This is anon. Recently, I have received negative backlash from Kpop regarding my questions about " Do you like x?" and although I’m aware of it, I’ve taken longer than I thought to gather my courage (to respond). Sorry that I’m late. I’m sincerely sorry if Kpopalypse was emotionally (cont)
My bf gave me a copy of Coldplay's "Parachutes" album as a birthday gift and said that the album reminded him of me. Which one is more upsetting: the fact that I got a Coldplay album on my birthday or I look as boring as a Coldplay album?
I'm not sure, but I think you need a better boyfriend.
Can you explain to me why Brexit is affecting Britain's economy and making them more racist? I'm too lazy to actually get into the news.
Think about Hwayoung in T-ara. When she left people were like "Hwayoung take back your career from the evil KKS" and "wow she's going to do big things, she'll slay" but Hwayoung's entire economic power lies within KKS and T-ara, without them there's nothing for people to invest in because she can't actually DO stuff on her own. So all she did was work within her limited assets - a crappy 50 second rap and flashed her boobs a few times, and that was about it. Not an attractive investment opportunity.
I appreciate your educative posts (i don't read those about your opinion). thank you for them. but sometimes i wish you could write just a bit more synthetic and less condescending posts. it seems you have that habit to express one idea in 5 paragraphs when it can be contained in 2.
More synthetic? Sure. Here's my latest post in binary:
00001010 01000001 00100000 01110001 01110101 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100111 01110101 01101001 01100100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101101 01101111 01101110 00100000 01100110 01100101 01101101 01100001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01101011 00101101 01110000 01101111 01110000 00100000 01110110 01101001 01110011 01110101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101110 01100011 01100101 01110000 01110100 01110011 00001010 00001010 01001000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110001 01110101 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100001 01100010 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101011 00101101 01110000 01101111 01110000 00100000 01110110 01101001 01110011 01110101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101110 01100011 01100101 01110000 01110100 01110011 00101100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100101 01100100 01110101 01100011 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100101 01101110 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110100 01100001 01101001 01101110 01101101 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100001 00001010 00001010 01100011 01101111 01101110 01100011 01100101 01110000 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100001 01100100 00001010 00001010 01001001 01100110 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01100100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110110 01100101 01110010 01100001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01101011 00101101 01110000 01101111 01110000 00100000 01100110 01101111 01101100 01101100 01101111 01110111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101001 01100100 01101001 01101111 01110100 00101100 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100001 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01101100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100010 01100101 01101100 01101001 01100101 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101110 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01110010 01100101 01100101 00100000 01100110 01100101 01101101 01100001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101110 01100011 01100101 01110000 01110100 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101011 00101101 01110000 01101111 01110000 00111010 00001010 00001010 00100000 00100000 00100000 00100000 01100011 01110101 01110100 01100101 00101111 01101001 01101110 01101110 01101111 01100011 01100101 01101110 01110100 00001010 00100000 00100000 00100000 00100000 01110011 01100101 01111000 01111001
Do your students know that you oppress women and racial minorities?
Yes, I give them music notation and tablature on white paper because white pride
So, I have a problem, tomorrow I may hang out with a girl, but her ex is threatening to beat up anyone who tries to be with her. Any tips?Cao ni ma 4ever
Hang out with her as much as she wants you to, she could use the company after dealing with that fuckwit. If you obey the threats of the douchebag, then the douchebag wins, so make a point to not let him win. Even if he comes good on his threat and DOES beat you up STILL hang out with her.
Are you ever going to get bored of the 'x is my best friend, is x your best friend?' phrase?
Tiffany's iconic phrase is my best friend, is Tiffany's iconic phrase your best friend?
Any serious advice for a university student senpai?
Don't spend more time at the unibar than you do studying, also hand in assignments as early as fuck, and when you go to lectures write out everything relevant by hand, then type it up when you get home, then type it all up AGAIN before an important final exam. I passed in top 10% of graduates this way.
One Direction announce they're going on "a break" less than a fortnight after they were trashed by T-ara. Coincidence?
They're reflecting and returning with a more mature image
Big Bang released first two songs from new album LOSER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CTced9CMMk&feature=youtu.be BAE BAE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKD03uPVD-Q&feature=youtu.be imho, LOSER is pretty much blue/bad boy, and BAE BAE is kinda weird (i assume it's because of "too much GD")Sindsoron
The trappy ballad is actually better than Loser, but both are crappy compared to the music in the cinematic previews they released a couple weeks ago, which I assume they're not going to turn into a full song because the resulting song might exceed maximum allowable music quality for a YG comeback these days.
Kanye West is Time magazine's most influential person in the world. How has he influenced your life?
He influenced me to give up on commercial hip-hop as a genre
what's your opinion on B2ST's Yoseob? Does he have good stage presence/showmanship?
No stagepresencefagging on my ask.fm thank you.
The whole point of my stage presence post was to get people to STOP obsessing about this shit, not to get them to START. That post was misunderstood by nearly everybody who read it.
what's so special about das me? pretty sure kpop fans don't want to hear trashy rubbish like that
You say that I'm a slut, it ain't your business who I'm fucking with
A dude could fuck 3 bitches and they'd say that he's the man
But I get it in with twins, "she's a whore", that's what they say
It's time to take the word back, "Slut" is now a compliment
A sexy-ass female who's running shit and confident
There's not enough of this type of confidence in the world of k-pop. I hate all this shit in the k-pop scene where women practically have to apologise for wanting to fuck, and dumb-ass little misogynist female fangirls imposing their stupid fucking puritanical bullshit standards onto pop peformers while they're all simultaneously shoving fingers up their cunts thinking about their favourite male idols. K-pop needs a Candy Brooke. Tymee is close but she could be more extreme still, she needs to take it to the next level and write a song about having a gangbang with Exo.