im gonna stalk u
WAIT U GOT A NEW SELFIE
yes I did
Yay you got a new selfie
there was high demand for a new one
What color sky do you use for Earthing?
What color door do you use for entering?
What color cup do you use for drinking?
I don't use cups I drink from the bottle
if you had to name your kid after the title of a song what would you name it
or dick lips
what if snakes are grandpa lizards who fought in the war, lost some limbs
#neverforget rip in peace
what would you do if you woke up and everyone besides you had changed sexual orientation, and everyone besides you thought it was completely normal
I'd be so confused
What color pencil you use for drawing?
I don't draw
What do you hear people hear of you?
they hear my poor excuse of a Scottish accent
What do you taste people taste of you?
I taste nice just don't eat me
What do you smell people smell of you?
they smell me
what if humans produced pleasurable scents instead of body odor but then women had to worry about smelling like beer or something and guys had to worry about smelling like lavender cherry blossoms idk
why would you worry about smelling like lavender cherry blossoms they sound nice
what if giant volcanoes rose out of the north and south poles and erupted
rip in peace earth
if you were driving a large semi what kind of wall would you like to drive through (inb4 a wall of jackson)
a jackson of wall
what if Italian and Mexican restaurants both gave you the option to eat chips and dip OR bread OR both like omg so perf
you'd get really fat really quickly
what if gynecologists, instead of working on vaginas, worked on fajitas
then they wouldn't be a gynecologist
what if walmart changed to burritomart
I don't have walmart so i don't care
what if toys r us changed to tacos r us
that's a big shop for tacos
What do you think people think of you?
idk I'd like them to tell me
What do you think about marriage?
idk i don't see the big deal
what if you had a tongue where your bellybutton was supposed to be and a bellybutton in your mouth
ew no thanks