In light of most of our stories being deleted, do you want to share yours again?
i'll shorten it this timeborn nov 7, 1997 parents divorced when i was 4, mum ran away to ireland for a while i was raised by my grandparents bc my dad had work all the time they let me eat whatever so i became a fat little shit my mum eventually came back since then she has remarried 3 times and had another kid but she bought me cats soooo my dad and i have lived by ourselves for like 10 years my grandpa died from cancer when i was 8 i chipped my front tooth at some point i went to high school and took like half a year to make any friends but they became my best friends so that worked out almost all of them left school this year i found reddit like a year ago and i made the best friends i've ever had there and even got to meet chris and alan which was so incredibly amazing and i loved every minute of it i also met mel there back in january/february and i couldn't have asked for a better person to be in my life i am no longer a fat shit, i lost 60lbs in 5 months this year which is the most satisfying thing i've experienced in a long time my mum is probably gonna remarry again and move to south england so i'll probably not see her again until that ends or she moves back my dad and i love having the house to ourselves and there's never been any problems between us and i guess i've probably had it better than mosti hope i didn't forget anything like i did last time
Jackson - Jackson is gr8 and he loves me so :')Andrew - he's cool af and is always there for anyone that needs someone Ellie - even though she's a lame fgt she's awesome and funnyJack - he's a cool dudeshurdi - he likes Frankie Boyle and jimmy carr so I like him James - he's a cool guy Will - he's funny af and we share movie tastes :')Cat - she's super nice to everyone all the time which is really greatAlan - he's a super awesome m8 and my #rekt squad buddyConor - I don't like him he sucksDhruv - he keeps the sub alive when we need him and is super awesome Jared - he's chill af and really funnyChris - he's one of my best friends and he's sleeping in my room I guess he must be alrightAussie Chris - he seems pretty cool Kingsley - I don't know him very wellRoxy - she's funny and really niceKat - I don't know kat very well eitherMeg - she seems like a nice personBecca - she's funny and pretty cool Radeen - we both love basketball which is great :') he's really funny and a super chill dude Sarah - Sarah is really nice and it's funny seeing her deal with the like for like peopleMel - Mel is <33 and she's one of my best friends and she's amazingTrenton - he's so funny he's greatMatt - he seems like a cool guy Josh - he's an awesome dude but he's not been around the sub in a while :(Tyler - I've only started talking to him recently but he's really nice Emma - she's gr8 Pam - I don't know her much reallyRyan - he's really nice and easy to talk to Igor - he's a cool guy and he's funnyJosh - he's great and I wish him and my door the best of luck in their marriage Liam - he's funny and pretty chill fyffe - he has a really fancy name
IM PLAYING COUNTER STRIKE AND THIS 8 YEAR OLD IS TALKING AND THIS FRENCH GUY JUST SHOUTS 'I WANT TO VOMIT ON YOUR MUM' AND IM SO FUCKING DEAD HE JUST REPLIED 'BUT MY MUM IS IN ENGLAND RIGHT NOW' AND YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD HIS VOICE IT WAS HILARIOUS
if ellie, conor, jackson, jared, andrew, jack, alan, mel, roxy, shurdi, will, matt (both), josh (both), chris (both), james, cat, radeen, sarah, trenton, igor, tyler, ryan, emma, and dhruv were all at a party what would each person be doing?
Irish Jump Start
The Irish Jump Start is a sexual position where a man has doggy style sex with his women, right before climax the man attaches a defibrillator to each of the womans ass cheeks. When the voltage is switched on the sudden surge of electricity causes the womans vagina to tighten up.