Merekaahu Patu-Seumalo
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Would you erase your most precious memories to become smarter?

No. I never would tbh

have you heard of any other apps that are like chatous?

What is that??

How can you be motivated?

If I get food in the end

Your heartless not caring about boon

I'm not heartless.

What is the best thing to eat for breakfast?

The bae ;)

What about his sister?

I still like her :)

What is the last thing you picked up off the ground?

$2 coin!!!! Made my day lol

Hear about boons new gf?

Hahaha he is not my problem anymore. So I really don't care

If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be?

Oprah Winfreys house lol care if it's not a building lol

thoughts on people who ask other people out on social networking sites

Little scaredy cats lol got no balls. Ladies if a dude asks you out on Facebook then a girls asking you out lol at least ring them up you know or skype idk hahahahahahaha

If you could make anyone in the world fall in love, which two people would you put together?

The bae <3

When is the last time you told somone you love them?

Told my mum that I loved her like legit 2 minutes ago!!!!

Who was your ex?

Name starts with a B and y'all should know the rest.

Do you hate your ex?

He didn't wish me a happy birthday last week. So I now hate him. With a passion.

Can you prove that you were being lied to?

I can prove I was being lied to and cheated on and being used and just heaps of things. I'll put my life on it too!!!! I have solid evidence :)

Your recent relationship was dumb?

I was just lied to a lot and put in all this crap hahahahaha so I lost interest and broke up with him.


I laughed for days at this pic HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How's dunnas? MereChristmas.....there's only one person who calls you that?who am I?

A lot of people call me this nowadays hahahahaha sooooooo I don't know lol

Advice on how a boy should ask a girl out?

Ummmm one thing is if yous two haven't had any physical contact as in face to face contact and yous have only seen each other once ummmmmmmm don't go out lol nah jokes but really.... But boys if you wanna ask a girl out, ask her in person cause your basically a big cock sucker if you ask her on social networking sites tbh. And girls go on dates first before you agree to be someone's girlfriend so you can see if he's genuine or not. Idk. I'm not good at this hahahahaha. K. That's all lol. You asked the wrong person anon cause I suck HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And if yous aren't living in the same city etc doing the whole long distance thing, yeah nah might as well just cut the relationship UNLESS you've been with each other more than a couple of months :). As in seeing each other for a couple if months. Nah idk but yeah just talking from experience hahahahaha. Hashtag I'm bored. Hashtag ask me questions hahahahhaa. Hashtag novel answers lol. Hashtag might wanna go to a relationship expert cause I've only been through dumb stupid relationships. K. Bye for reals.

do yu hav a boyfriend now?

Mmmmmmmmmmmm mind your own business :)


Best friend? Boyfriend? Bitchfit? Lol.

What’s the first thing you’d do if you were the opposite sex for one day?

Run around the whole of Dunedin half naked

Who knows you the best?


What is one thing you will never do again?

Be a fiapoko and try be happily in a relationship with my best friend. Worst thing I've ever done but hey, you gotta make mistakes sometimes lol. Can say I made a big one hahahahahahahahaha think I'll stick to boys who know what to do with their lives and not expect me to make every single decision like honestly. So annoying. K. Bye.

If you could hug anyone right now, who would it be?

My mum dad and sisters :'(


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About Merekaahu Patu-Seumalo:

Maori/Samoan girl that just wants to try pass uni