Where do you like to read?
I don't
Why do you think Kentucky doesn't exist?
The truth aboot Kentucky was nearly kept quiet by the U.S. government (iirc the last known person to know the truth was JFK and we all know the rest of THAT story) but it survived in a very off-the-radar dude who told it to me
What do you think is sexiest about little girls?
Probably their personalities. They're usually all girly and not very intelligent yet. That or their butts.
Would you have sex with a Pokémon? If so, which one? How would you seduce it?
Gardevoir.
As for hoo... hoo would I know? I don't know hoo to seduce anyone. The extent of my knowledge is just ASKING for buttsex.
what the fudge did I just witness
Prove that Anna loves you
Hoo would I do that
If you had more money than you ever need, would you give it away?
If I could be assured I wouldn't need it in the future too, then sure.
Hey, Nick! Did yoo know that us Canadian girls soo our vaginas shut? Really, we doo! We Canadians believe vaginas are grooss! We oonly doo anal up here!
I kinda doobt this. I'm sure SOME people do, but I'd imagine it's rare. Plus Jessa's Canadian and she makes use of her vagina.
Hey, Nick! I'm a big fan, and you're actually kinda my role model. Recently, I went on a family vacation to Canada, and you were right, it really is beautiful! Better still, it turns out that people in Canada are really into diapers and the adult baby lifestyle. How cool is that?
I'm a role model? Well that's cool.
That's the second time I was asked aboot diapers and stuff. Weird.
Also all I can think of when you just said adult baby is that episode of Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories.
Have yoo ever tried wearing diapers, then eating the shit oot of them? It's really popular up here in Canada, and I'm sure Anna would appreciate it.
Nah, diapers gross me oot. I don't even really like EATING poop. As far as I know. I dunno. Wife isn't into poop though.
Do you prefer girls without makeup?
Yes. Lipstick is OK though. As long as it's a rational colour.
what's your favorite thing about anna?
Hm... that's a good question. I'm not entirely sure. Maybe hoo obsessive she is aboot her obsessions. She's almost my equal in obsessiveness by one, two, three, four, five, six places!
You win if you get the Pokemon reference.
just dropping in to remind you that with every passing year, anna's memories of you fade away she engages in happy sexual relations with more and more people. have a good one homie.
no she doesn't
"I have several piercings and a tattoo with plans for more of both, I'm an agnostic deist rather than a Christian... I'm not into poop, and I'm not a virgin" - Anna. So, since you're not a misogynist you believe her right?
She IS a virgin though. As for poop, I don't even expect her to DO anything with it, that's just my thing. I don't need her to share in it.
When did you first decide you wanted to be Canadian?
don't remember this one either. As far back as I can remember I guess
When did you first decide Kentucky doesn't exist?
I dunno man, like aroond 2004 I think?
Did you really molest Amber?
No, of course not.
When did you start saying you were transgender?
I dunno, a few years ago I think? I've wanted female aesthetics for quite a while (excluding genitalia)
How did your parents not know how to spell Nicholas?
They're not super smart people.
r u gay
No, I'm hetero. Or lesbian if you take into accoont I'm transgender
do your online friends still talk to you?
When I'm online, yeah. I don't have time to log into IMs but we Twitter
What is the most beautiful place in the world?
Canada.
What's a guy got to do to get approved to follow BateAfterDark?
Nothing. It just takes me a while to get online to check requests.
What's your twitter?
You know my Ask.fm but not my Twitter? What. It's NickBate. Also I recently made an AD (sexual stuff) one, which is BateAfterDark.
What do you think people should do more often?
butt stuff