the first one
imo it checks out, there's been SO many dead bedroom type "my bf doesn't sex bc video games" "my SO doesn't sex even when I keep trying" (dead bedrooms pls) and those SOs are like 95% of the time just selfish and poopy and INCONSIDERATE, so it's not surprising to me if someone would say that
ALTHOUGH I do have my doubts as well bc ???? dude was so mega TACTLESS
I'm like 90% sure that's a troll
How long do you think you'll be on ask?
this is so sad x_x
I'm sorry do you know who I am? I had a boner the whole time I wanted a milkshake.
this is so sad x_x
R/relationships - "my boyfriend called my small breasts icky"
What is the worst injury you have ever sustained?
mfw remembering 12 year old me and how I would argue that my week long crush in grade 7 that I listened to "move along" by the all American rejects on repeat to get over him was the worst injury ever
What do you think of the Kardashians?
I like to look at their big butts and wonder how much their shits have to travel through to get to the toilet bowl
Would you rather be a princess or a popstar?
I don't want to fucking perform and sing and shit
I just wanna complain about the pea under my mattress PLS
TO BE FAIR asking someone straight up if they want to sext has had like a 90% success rate for me
TO BE FAIR I doubt you ask people to post ass publicly
I had sexy eyeliner today !!!!!!! :)
Show ass in leggings
has this ever actually worked?? what compels one to ask me this?????
Which movie has the best soundtrack, in your opinion?
I hate when face makeup suddenly feels all thick and APPARENT even if u applied it well x_x
were u in an accident while i was gone?? u seem awfully horizontal, crushed by ur dense head?
no it's just ur 493858393 mental illnesses fucking with ur perception
yes I fucking know
thank you for your helpful help AS ALWAYS
I have cute outfit today
why don't you ever answer questions with a relevant answer
real answers usually tend to be boring
not that my irrelevant answers are always on topic or anything
but I don't see point in answering like what's my worst injury been
PLS MY SMILEY GAME HAS EVOLVED TO INVOLVE A NOSE NOW
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FOREHEAD???????? HAHAHAHAH
lets get some possitivity. Name something you're good at (:
What is the best song of all time?
I found /r/ChoosingBeggars
looks like fun sub
If you could pick an eye color what would you choose?
I drink more water than I should but
I got this cute lil app to monitor my drinking
thank you !!! :)
Stfu you date online. You have never had physical sexual intimacy with a guy keep dreaning
Stfu and stop giving advice you are a virgin.
right bc not having had a dick up me means I can't talk about any aspects of physical or sexual intimacy right ?? anyway wow she answered that 21h ago im disappointed in how long it took you to message me
wow u friendzoned him!!!11!
HAHAHAH (I know ur joke but) I was giving him advice on why he's having troubles with long term relationships bc he messaged me like ?¿?¿ and then that happens
How are you today?
who is this random making me feel life feels *_*