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How did you catch a potato on fire at school?

well, my school sells potatoes as sides. i asked my friend jolie for a potato and said, "i've always wanted to know what the potato button on the microwave does." so i put it in for the equivalent of ten potatoes. my whole lunch table watched intently as the potato did about 2 rotations and then we all forgot about it. apparently the equivalent of one potato is 4 minutes and 20 seconds. so ten potatoes is about 42 minutes i think? so we all just forgot about it as we ate lunch and then someone mentioned something about something burning, and then we all just looked at the microwave at the same time and we opened it and it was smoking, burning and on fire. our whole lunch table just cleared out right then and there, hoping no one would check the cameras.
oops.
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One day I'm gonna be a world renown chef and I'll be super famous and have my own show and I'll write a billion cook books. And then one cook book will have delicious recipes but no one but a choice few will be able to make them because all of the time units will be in potato

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yes, and i will own a spy company and we will have a code about meeting at time units of potatoes, kind of like military time, but not quite. every single asian / half asian will have the obligation to join and only a select few of other races. only the people from our lunch table will understand the reasoning of out code. but since school's out, i'm obliged to tell whoever the fuck stalks my ask.fm that i caught a potato on fire in the school's microwave.
and no one ever caught me.
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