Can people stop giving shoutouts? ?
WTF IS A SHOUT OUT!!! ITS BEEN A YEAR SINCE I WAS AWAY AND ALREADY FEELING LIKE A CAVEMAN!!!
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What irritates you??
My underwear
How does being depressed feel like?
Ummm depressing?
People you may like
It’s Sunday! Any special plans?
Yeah enjoying my favorite hobby that is being lazy
What’s the best place to go to on the first date?
Honeymoon
What are some of the small pleasures in life?
Spending everyday knowing that I made my parents proud of me.
Stood for the right stuff and got the shit. Went down and rose back up.
Never ever snitched, not even my enemies and earned respect from everyone.
You cant buy that stuff and I earned myself some good ol fashion traits
Stood for the right stuff and got the shit. Went down and rose back up.
Never ever snitched, not even my enemies and earned respect from everyone.
You cant buy that stuff and I earned myself some good ol fashion traits
Aapki Masoomiyat Ka Raaz??
Self Delusion
What social-norms do you think should stop existing?
1. Jahez
2. Inter sect marriages
3. Friendzone karna
2. Inter sect marriages
3. Friendzone karna
what title would you give yourself?
The last of maha-kan-tutay
Who should be pranked today?
My crush. Saying that I love her and seeing her obvious reaction I could go
"Baaji camera udher laga va hai haath hila dain"
"Baaji camera udher laga va hai haath hila dain"
Who is this stranger you only saw once, but still think about sometimes?
My car broke down a few months back so i went to this car repairing market in the city. It was a huge market bustling with diesel, bearings, gears grinding machines and a true hardcore metal wrenching place. There i saw a guy, in his mid teenage years, was washing the bowls, while simultaneously, cooking some darn good looking biryani as well. The guy, who identified himself as faisal, was a well dressed, well mannered and extremely well versed in his conversation, introduced himself as a student and currently preparing for the board exam. He said that he doesnt have enough money to pay for the school fee so he is appearing privately while helping out his dad in selling the home made biryani. I gave him my number saying "Koi help chahye ho to btana" and this is what he said
"Bhai biryani ki plate kha lain, aur pasand aye to paisay deh dain. Meray sai buht zaida deserving hain, unki madad karain."
That kid in his teenage was more to life than i ever was in my 29 years of life. I met his father who told me about Faisal and how ambitious his son is.
"Main apko bta nahi sakta k mjhe apne baitay pae kitna fakhar hai. Hm 11 bhai thay, aur hm sb aisay hi reh gaye, likan Faisal buht agay jaye ga."
I am planning to pay another visit soon enough. The unforgettable stranger
"Bhai biryani ki plate kha lain, aur pasand aye to paisay deh dain. Meray sai buht zaida deserving hain, unki madad karain."
That kid in his teenage was more to life than i ever was in my 29 years of life. I met his father who told me about Faisal and how ambitious his son is.
"Main apko bta nahi sakta k mjhe apne baitay pae kitna fakhar hai. Hm 11 bhai thay, aur hm sb aisay hi reh gaye, likan Faisal buht agay jaye ga."
I am planning to pay another visit soon enough. The unforgettable stranger
What isn't as bad as you thought it would be?
My salary
If you could become anything except than human,what would you like to be?
I would definitely be a panda. Cause i am fat, furry, and about to get extinct.
Which is a bigger lie; 'I am single' or 'I am taken'?
I am single ready to mingle
If You Could Change One Law, What Would It Be?STAIF?
Law of gravity so that I can easily fly out of this planet when people chant
"Army 80% GDP khaati hai"
"Army 80% GDP khaati hai"
'Knowledge is light' Or 'Ignorance is bliss' ? Share your views.
The more you know, the more you learn the ugly side of reality. The more you keep in ignorance, the more you're blinded from the truth. Judge yourself.
Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Obviously forgive. You can tell yourself you're better to forgive but you can tell yourself to forget.
What kind of life do you enjoying living?
The kind of life I am living right now. Kabhi khushi kabhi ass lag jaati hai
Is there a teacher, who has inspired you during your school years?
Very few. I used to study in government institutes since it was cheap. And the only thing I learned was how to be scared all my life. My teachers were the bulliest piece of Hitler ash sniffing sons of damn bitches who had nothing good to do but to torture us. One time my Urdu ma'am got angry with me cause I asked a question so she torn my objective paper saying that she lost it and failed me in the exam. Nightmare it was
If you were to make a social networking site of your own, what would it be about?SATIF?
Pls be extrovert
What makes you feel irresistible? (Answers other than 'him/her' are acceptable)
My never ending cycle of sarcasm that is ironic cause my life is nature's way of being sarcastic
If you could live the life of any video game character, who would it be and why?STAIF ?
Kratos, and fuck everyone thats why
What are you terrible at?
1. Starting conversation with ladies
2. Starting conversation with anyone
3. Wondering why i cant start conversation
2. Starting conversation with anyone
3. Wondering why i cant start conversation
If you were to spot someone crashing your wedding, what would be your reaction?STAIF?
I'll say well done sir, you just managed to make yourself the center of attention.
What’s one thing that would make you extremely happy?
Cooking for someone who appreciates food as much as I do
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