Tim Gruver @timgruver
Tim Gruver @timgruver
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Writer, gamer, tweeter of things. I've done writerly things for N00b Magazine and ReviewBreak.com. I now do them for Leviathyn, Bago Games, and Filmoria.UK. University of Washington bound. Observer of life and its oddities.
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What's the most awkward thing you can say in an elevator?
Everybody freeze! This is a one-way ride! *unstraps bomb* Muh hahahahaha
If you had to get one thing tattooed on your forehead, what would it be?
'Ello there Gov'na!
What is the most unexpected thing that happened to you this week?
Probably selling my first feature to a certain site for a decent amount of money and landing a terrific financial aid package to University of Washington. That, and getting a bit of heatstroke bopping around a tour of campus. Oh, and finding a penny! :D
What do you think is the new online trend right now?
If there's any, it won't last for long knowing the Internet. Trends come and go, but for now it's probably all in the hands of YouTubers. Quite fascinating how much we care about watching other people do mundane/nutso things that we'd never to ourselves just for a waste of 10 minutes. And it'll probably be a while before it ends as long as Pew Die Pie is raking in $4 million.
Which will Ubisoft make first? Another Rayman or another Splinter Cell?
Rayman's more of a mascot to Ubi than Sam Fisher. Even with abysmal sales, I think they'll lean towards keeping an icon as opposed to propping up what was, imho, the lesser Metal Gear Solid clone.
Have you seen anything weird lately?
You see it too? *looks around* Okay, well, I was out late last night and looked up into the sky and saw-- X_X
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What is the best thing to eat for breakfast?
Eggs. Of many shapes and sizes. Oh, and the ones from chickens. Without the shell, or in a microwave.
What is the last thing you picked up off the ground?
A blueberry. And it didn't even stain the carpet! Yay!
How many hours a day do you spend watching TV?
Probably about hour and a half. A 45 min. show at lunch, another 45 min. in the evening. I probably stare at the tv about twice that if you count gaming. Twice that if you count a handheld/computer. I need to go outside...
If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be?
The GameInformer building. I'd demand rent in the form of Harlem shakes. *twirls mustache*
If you could make anyone in the world fall in love, which two people would you put together?
Shuhei Yoshida and Shigeru Miyamoto, so their love child would be the Sly Cooper/Mario cross-over that needs to be made OMG I nearly fainted there...
What’s the first thing you’d do if you were the opposite sex for one day?
Discover what a female orgasm really feels like.
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How would you describe your perfect sandwich?
Cheesy, meaty, doughy, veggie-ish, and free.
What is one thing you will never do again?
Try kimchi. Still recovering from 11 yrs. ago...
What do you do when you have insomnia?
What song best describes your life right now?
"Kill Sweet Desire" - Poets of the Fall:
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No pets of my own, but I am cat-sitting my sibling's feline: Zoey "The Sneezer/Clawer" Cat.
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What is the next big thing that will blow people’s minds?
If you could hug anyone right now, who would it be?
If you had an extra hour of free time every day, what would you do with it?
Conduct a music montage of me doing everything I needed to do minus procrastination.
How does society brainwash the youth?
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