Tim Gruver @timgruver
Tim Gruver @timgruver
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Writer of sorts, player of games. I gab about them at ‎@leviathyn, ‎@BagoGames. Words at ‎@Filmoria, ‎@Gameranx, & ‎@Gamesradar. @UW bound. Observer of life & its oddities.
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Favorite M&M color?
I see an M&M and I want to paint it...blue.
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What is (or was) your favorite class in school?
Interpretive tapioca pudding stirring
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Do you like sparkling or still water?
Magic water.
How tall are you?
'Bout an inch. Hang with the Picori.
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What is the worst gift you have ever received?
A pony.
What's a day in your life like?
Like two peas in a pepsi.
What is your favorite story your parents told you?
Don't let your children grow up to be GamerGaters. Or Barney: A Tent Too Full. One of those two.
What is your best feature?
1080p facial recognition software and 60 fps of eating power.
Do you have a girl in your life?
Her name is fate and I am at her beckon call for what dreams may come.
What did you always want for your birthday but never got?
All the games. All of them.
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What is the weirdest word in your language?
Ding-dong.
Do you think puppies or kittens are cuter?
A kitten with puppy dog eyes.
How do you communicate most with your friends?
Guttural noises and farts.
What are you most excited about right now?
Ingesting proteins, carbohydrates, vitamins, minerals, 'til satisfaction then falling asleep.
Is Islam a religion of hate?
I seriously doubt it embodies it to the extent of compromising individual interpretation and application. Religion tends to be a multifaceted phenomena and all. The real answer to the question would be: "What's the REAL Islam?" as much as "Who're the TRUE Christians?"
How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
Rode like the wind at the tender age of 6. On a YOSHI.
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Post a picture of your shoes!
Can you truly love more than one person?
If all you need is love, make and distribute it wholesale.
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Why are humans the only species that have to use toilet paper?
Because we bankroll the military bathroom complex.
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How old are you?
Just turned 2. I'm mature for my age.
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Post a picture of the weather where you are!
What would be the title of your autobiography?
Way to Fall: Confessions of a Snake Eater.
Do you play an instrument? Which?
My nose.