What was the last argument you had?
"Captain Picard IS a superhero." "No he's NOT." "Yes he IS!!!" "No He's NOT!!!"
What do you like to do in your free time?
That free time is elusive these days makes it all the more precious lately –which is to say I usually indulge in something virtual. Video games, a movie, a Netflix marathon, spending the rest of my life reading and catching up Game of Thrones before it's done; I'm a homebody of simple tastes, I suppose.
Would you rather be rich and famous or poor and happy?
That depends – how poor would I be? Seems to me that happiness is wealth in itself. And fame is fleeting, after all.
What is your favorite magazine?
The ones holding up my couch.
If you could choose a special talent, what would you pick?
Hop scotching on the Space Needle with one foot.
How did you come up with your username?
My genie suggested it to me.
Will you watch the Oscars?
No, but it can watch me if it likes.
What was the last gift you gave somebody?
The Holy Grail, Excalibur, and an an owl gif –did I do this gift-giving thing right?
How many times do you hit the snooze button before getting up?
1,000,000 times in my head, once in reality.
Are you interested in living on Mars One?
You can take the carbon-based life-form out of the earth, but you can't take the earth out of the carbon-based life-form.
How many times per day do you shower?
Once in a former life, but every other day lately thanks to living the college life –which is to say I shower well enough to make it last a while.
What junk food could you never give up?
Nothing. I'd find a junk drawer.
Are you stylish?
Stylishly unstylish, yes. It's a struggle.
What’s your favourite type of dessert?
The kind I skip to the beginning of every meal – which is to, some chocolate creation of sorts.
Have You Ever Truly Loved Someone?
Post a picture of somebody or something you find inspiring!
How did you feel when you woke up?
Like I really needed to pee.
Who is your Valentine?
Can Amazonian warrior princesses be Valentines? Asking for a friend.
If you were able to successfully cast a Patronus Charm, what form would your Patronus take?
Who did you inspire?
I inspired someone to write this question. That counts, right?
Have you ever tried to be vegetarian?
Leafiest day of my life.
What's your favorite video game?
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.
What is your biggest pet peeve?
When a pet peeves on my carpet.
Do you want to get the Apple Watch?
No, but the question is: does the Apple Watch want me?
What are you terrible at?
Remembering birthdays if not for Facebook