Took my sister for shopping and I tell you girls don’t actually shop they walk around touching the clothes saying *Aesa xyz k paas hai*
Hey. Hey you. Put your phone down. Put it the fuck down. Drop it. Drop it you ugly. Drop it ugly. Ugly
Kabhi Orangi Kabhi Korangi
So I was just watching a dog chase its tail, feeling superior. And then I realized I'd spent 15 mins watching a dog chase its tail. waah chuttu
Why do I have 134 notifications? Did I die sanams?
Deleted a bunch of message requests without replying or even opening them. I sure hope my soulmate wasn't in there....
Just looked through my pics from the weekend and had fun all over again jyani
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Ya who wouldnt wanna jump down manhole and become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?!?
Kids in my street call me *Abay yar ye phir sey agaye*. Cant even have a nice nickname
Not to brag or anything but I realized I can eat a burger upside down
I'm actually really talkative if you don't talk to me
My sister just ordered a pizza with no cheese and spice and I'm ordering a new sister.
You should deactivate and I'm not just talking about your account.
Looking for love in all the wrong places, sanam
This isn't high school? OkKk. Just checking sanam
Woh toe dekh k delete kardi.
Ya jyani it's like my life won't stop downloadin updates without my permission
But it seems like an epic waste of time so I'm definitely doing it sanam
Ya a side table
Ya sanam why why'd anyone ever waste their time asking real questions on here?
Wokeup with zero good morning texts, sanam
Sem Someone needs to invite me to shaadi. I’ll even bring 5K rupees. I’ll just sit in the corner in peace and have my glass bottled Pepsi and Biryani
There's a longg list of that cause every locality has it's own specialities. You'll hardly find such versatility in food anywhere else in Pakistan.