I don't wish to be a human being today, someone else take my place sanamss
Always knock the fridge door before opening, just in case there's a water bottle dressing.
They can re-open but I'm staying home.
*holds flashlight under chin*
*tells jinn stories*
*tells jinn stories*
Just deleted two show mo answers cause I'm trynna put out the highest quality garbage
2 consecutive answers of mine have crossed the benchmark of 5 likes. Hence from this point onwards, all inquiries about my availability and advertising shall be directed to my media manager. Cheers
That my mom talks into the phone like a combat soldier calling in air support. Srsly
Two guys walk into a bar. The bartender walks over. Another guy walks out of the bar. People are just walking around nvm sanams
If you can't say You are instead of U r then jus know I will B judging U.
What do you sanams do when one of your answer take the fk off and gets 5 likes? frame it at Grandma's? Look in the mirror? Order a cake? Put it on a license plate? Omg Im freaking out pls help
Still getting used to everything not being about me here, so I’m going to need a day or two
Mom just asked me if I wanted anythin to eat for dinner. I said *what are the choices?* and she replied *Yes or fucking No*
Once I reached the point of no return and returned from there. Achievement unlocked sanams
Shining in the shading sun like fair and lovely cream, come and killll me ooo chillll me.
Aik toe ye saari Bahubali k villain jese moun wali girls on askfm are like * I dun add bAcK on sNapcHat Gudluck wid dat*.
No. I painted my display. Ajeeb chuttu
How often are you supposed to shampoo your hair? Once in a month? pls say once in a month
I am embarrassed because my siblings STILL watch Friends and are obsessed with it. I thought I could raise them better but I have clearly failed. Ajeeb chuttu.
Wait, Tell me how fucking amazing I am just one more time. Pls sanam
When youre watching a movie with someone who has seen it before and they dont say *oh this is a good part* over and over. How mature of them to let you juj
Show mo jyani some of you haven't blocked me yet and it shows.
Yar can someone pls check on karachi k burgur bachay who are unable to hangout at Chai Shai and Cloud Naan with their Jyanis cz of this lockdown are they ok?!?
Realised that if you blow up a surgical glove, it looks like corona virus sanam wtf
Whatever sanam. I'm so done with the hate for skinny ppl. If you don't like the way skinny ppl look, I will happily remove your eyes with a rusty corkscrew.
My ques is have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn?!