Bought a membership to a swimming club because it was being offered cheap. realized it's cheap because of winters. fml

I live in this odd junction of personal questions and comedic questions. One of them allows me to survive the other one.

My dad just walked in while my sis was doing her makeup and gave her a lecture on natural beauty before telling her she looks like a boy bare face. okKkkKk

I genuinely like a few of chuttus here and barely tolerate the rest.

My spirit animal is a disgusting man pouring the last of the chips in his mouth straight from the bag and getting crumbs all in his eyes and up his nose.

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My spirit animal is ME.

All I want is a smol reward treat that falls out of thin air right into my mouth after I clean something

1st display felt so bad

Of course I'll luv you back complete stranger that's what I'm here for.

Is that your askfm or instagram

I know my weirdness is above the national level... I’m ok with that.