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Mr Toms
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Looool omg your a jowka !

Pfft, I am a serious man.

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Waryaa ! Canjeelo ayaa iga gubatay adigu bur ma haysaa

I sug dariskaa waydeenayaa

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Would you date yourself if you were someone else?

pfft am already dating the guy in my mirror.

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If you had to live the rest of your life in a movie which one would you pick?

Life of Pi, as the lion.

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Hello please follow this page and let your friends know too, we are here to help if needed:)

Self harm and any problems

LOL are you for real? Self harm?

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Who will go to hell?

George W Bush...'s maid.

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yeah hotel.. when you want to meet you giant

Christmas, I wanna get drunk with Santa afterwards :D

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no hotel you ugllyy moron ?

LOL you decide where you wanna stay :)

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i guess lol

I have a handicap parking ticket so we could park right next to the private school in the private car park :d

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well i guess it did... but im thinking of going somwere private after

Don't worry there are plenty of private places around. Like private schools, carparks, etc :P

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mmhm, i guess you want my P, but i dont mean money

That saved me a lot of time :DD

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well thats nice of you, discrace i say ..no seriously its about time we go somewhere nice

LOL just come there are lots of places you'd love like..

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yeah, were you going to take me you giant :D

LOL stop it... and somewhere special, Non-smoking side of McDonalds ;)

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but who knows you clown... i might just come back for you

Can't wait till you come

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no, whyy would i dream of you when i can have you in reality ;)

Ohhh I am loving this... And you could you went to Nottingham instead :(

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helloo,its Asmaa... i just wanted to tell you that you can die slow :D ... only joking i love you

LOL I thought you went to sleep, you're dreaming of me :DD

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Hey is me mafeez how you babe

Oh shit. Is Imran around? And i would be better with my fucking Ds!

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why don't u just read Quran instead of wasting your time on this

I could multitask.. Nailed it :D

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Can i have my money please? If no which cemetery do you want to be buried in?

LOOOOL Handsworth, I wanna go out like a Gangsta

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How do you usually start a conversation?

... Ikr, Jacks a dick. Here's my number...

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What is your favorite ice cream?

Chocolate, duh..

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Would you like to live in another country?

Yes, Nicaragua!

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What is one of your favorite foods?

Canjeero and Saliid Macsaro

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What's your wildest fantasy?

No comment!

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