Waryaa ! Canjeelo ayaa iga gubatay adigu bur ma haysaa
I sug dariskaa waydeenayaa
Would you date yourself if you were someone else?
pfft am already dating the guy in my mirror.
If you had to live the rest of your life in a movie which one would you pick?
Life of Pi, as the lion.
LOL are you for real? Self harm?
yeah hotel.. when you want to meet you giant
Christmas, I wanna get drunk with Santa afterwards :D
i guess lol
I have a handicap parking ticket so we could park right next to the private school in the private car park :d
well i guess it did... but im thinking of going somwere private after
Don't worry there are plenty of private places around. Like private schools, carparks, etc :P
mmhm, i guess you want my P, but i dont mean money
That saved me a lot of time :DD
well thats nice of you, discrace i say ..no seriously its about time we go somewhere nice
LOL just come there are lots of places you'd love like..
yeah, were you going to take me you giant :D
LOL stop it... and somewhere special, Non-smoking side of McDonalds ;)
but who knows you clown... i might just come back for you
Can't wait till you come
no, whyy would i dream of you when i can have you in reality ;)
Ohhh I am loving this... And you could you went to Nottingham instead :(
helloo,its Asmaa... i just wanted to tell you that you can die slow :D ... only joking i love you
LOL I thought you went to sleep, you're dreaming of me :DD
Hey is me mafeez how you babe
Oh shit. Is Imran around? And i would be better with my fucking Ds!
why don't u just read Quran instead of wasting your time on this
I could multitask.. Nailed it :D
Can i have my money please? If no which cemetery do you want to be buried in?
LOOOOL Handsworth, I wanna go out like a Gangsta
How do you usually start a conversation?
... Ikr, Jacks a dick. Here's my number...