What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Bob Dylan cd from itunes
Do you ever make a sound that sounds like a dying whale ?
Not to my knowledge. If I did, then I think I would need to see a doctor.
What party did you vote for in the European elections?
What makes you think I voted?
What about Cookies ?
I love cookies, especially Maryland double choc chip :)
If you had one wish, what would you wish for?
For world peace! As sappy or corny as that sounds, I do want world peace, cos by the looks of things, we may end up having WW3!
If you could have anything you want for dinner tonight, what would you have?
Beans, bacon, whiskey and lard! (It's a quote from a Disney movie) Um.... chocolate!
How do you define “smart”?
Something Milling Answers when Reiterating Theories. Or someone who starts interesting conversations that don't have anything to do with the TV.
What is your favorite board game?
That's a tough one. If I want to be evil, Monopoly, if I want to be a bad winner, Cluedo
What's the longest you've waited in line and what were you waiting for?
I waited for 2 hours for a ride at a Korean theme park O-World.
What address will you remember forever?
My home address. It would be a bugger if I couldn't remember that. How could I tell the taxi to take me home?
What advice would you give to children today?
Respect your elders, including your parents. Don't spit in the street, get a job and don't be lazy, earn your money and dress respectably. I don't like starting at g-strings or your poo-stained boxers, thanks!
What time do you usually go to sleep?
2-3am if I'm writing. Or 10pm if I have to go to work.
What should there be in a perfect day?
Sunshine, some good news for friends and family, finding a £10 note to spend on chocolate and to be told I'd won a random contest or prize for something I thought I'd never win.
What would you do if you meet an alien?
Tell them to take me off this planet, if they could.
How long do you need to sleep to be in good shape?
I'm not in good shape, but to be bright eyed and bushy tailed, maybe 10-11 hours?
Would you rather be able to visit 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future.
100 in the past, then I can warm them, subtly, about the future and ensure that some people don't live for the greater good of mankind.
What are the three things that you cannot live without?
A dog, tea, chocolate
Name any 3 things that make you smile?
Molly, a new book, tea in the morning