CLEARLY ISNT TRUE.... I adore you and you are not fat... You just like to scoff a lot of food at once :P
Well I only grab your butt so may spoil myself touch both of your butt cheeks
Nope. Mental help. Maybe.
Lick armpit hair...
My brother.... I think
Pool of pus
Or neither.... Blown by....
Rather use someone else's tooth brush seems more healthy than getting HIV
Eat a bar of soap any day!
Crap razor blades!