1 - The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations.2 - Take a lesson from parakeets: If you’re ever feeling lonely, eat in a front of a mirror.3 - Never be afraid to reach for the stars because even if you fall, you’ll always be wearing a Parentchute™.4 - Watch a sunrise at least once a day.5 - If you love something, set it free. Unless it's a tiger.6 - When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, "What?!?!"7 - Always look people in the eye, even if they're blind. Just say, "I'm looking you in the eye."8 - Mary someone who looks sexy while dissapointed. [Claire looking weird at Phil] Phil Dunphy : 'see
Humans like to have a favorable view of themselves, but being with someone else requires both being honest with yourself and being honest with them. It also sucks that no matter how happy or amazing you feel when someone else is around you have to accept additional responsibilities for them as a consequence of them being a part of your life
Order a meal you like, enjoy it, take a shower then have a good sleep. Wake up, make a cup of your special coffee, drink it slowly. Everything will be fine darling
Look, if I hold my soul, nothing gets caught in it. Anyway, we've come a long, long way. Is there anything else? The trees grow, give them buds, their leaves fall and they ask themselves: is there anything else? People love, talk, and die. There will be something else
It's absolutely untrue to say I have no regrets; I really envy people who can live their lives that way, but I'm simply not one of them. I could pick from a fair number of things in my life, but I won't touch most of them. Most of my mistakes and miscalculations have taught me something valuable and made me a stronger person.