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sorry for bed speaking.I never know that you are Muslim sorry.Aalamo alikum.

Lol sorry-Aalamu-alikom hahahaha that's a new one.

so you are Asala salty.salty mean salt?0r what???

Hoy.. it's actually Asala maleh. Maleh= salt, my attitude= salty therefor I'm Asala Salty

Life is a distance to cover, I will be the speed and you'll be the time. Let's have this beautiful journey and introduce a new vector to the world. What do you say honey?

Wtf

What's the bravest thing you've ever done?

I told a fat lady if she was pregnant and before she could answer me i said "omg wait dont tell me..you're 9 months?aweee hope you have a safe labor" LOOOL damn i got slapped into next week. she was just fat.

What do you usually forget?

I always leave the stove on and almost burnt down my house like 12 times but thats ok cuz we live close by the fire department now.

Have you ever got into trouble with the police?

I got pulled over for speeding and the police officer came to my front window and was like "Ma'm do you know why I pulled you over" I replied back with "hmm you're a fat ass and you smelled my Krispy crime donuts all the way from highway 80?"

What will you go with, love marriage or arrange marriage?

I want my marriage to be a coincidence like in the movie mr.&mrs. Smith like I almost kill my husband but then realize I love him.

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