Everything
Yes I do, though a few of them mebe not so much...
Go to sleep, futility of course! how can I fall asleep on command on Christmas Eve, if I can't do it anyways!? Oh well, every year I seem to manage...
Yes, and let me say, it is a very sorry looking tree! :/
Your mom, making dinner!
Pasta...
Diet oxygen... Wait, no, it's... Chick-Fil-A
Not affordable $0$
The rule that has #1 before it.
Go on the biggest roller coasters!