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Why aren’t mustaches called mouth brows?

That's an excellent question, Steve. I think primarily because if you grow a proper one, they aren't split in the middle, thus they are more of a 'mono-mouth brow', which just becomes a mouthful to say.
It's etymological origins lie in 1580s French 'moustache', derived from italian 'mostaccio', which, in turn, derives from Medieval Greek 'moustakion' which was their word for 'upper lip.'
So know you know why moustaches are called moustaches. But you weren't expecting this, where you, you little word-play comedian.

If you had to choose a type of color that you thought represented yourself, which would it be?

Black. Do you know why? I am darkness, I am the night, I AM BATMAN.
Nah, it would be more a light shade of emerald. because I get jealous but more importantly because I'm the Hulk.
Not really. It's actually more of a 'hot-rod' red, to show my flare for adventure and angry demeanor, and.. I am Iron Man.
OR it could be a rich shade of navy blue to show that I can be relaxed but also take command when needs be. And, because I am the last son of Krytpon, Superman.
Actually, this is a dumb question.

What would you do with your “15 minutes” of fame?

If I was on TV, I'd just stare at the camera, so the audience got really uncomfortable and then in years to come, they'd say 'remember that little weirdo who just stared at us silently because he got stage fright', when in reality, I'd planned the whole thing. Then when people came up to me on the street and were like 'hey! You're that boy', I'd reply with 'you don't know me, you don't know my story' and I'd be right, because I never divulged any personal information. This would male the producers run a show called 'getting to know the creepy staring guy' and I'd get more fame, and endorsements and everything, so I'd become a Hollywood a-lister by just making people feel uncomfortable

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I'm Alex D, yes i'm the real Alex, all these other Alex D's are just imitating so will the real Alex D please stand up? Please stand up?

Why are you asking other people if they're going to stand up when you've already previously made the statement that you are, in fact, Alex D. Not only does it seem pointless, bit it is also rather confusing.
On a lighter note, I do enjoy an eminem song just as much as the next white boy, however the substitution of 'Alex D' for 'Slim Shady' doesn't quite work that well as, while the syllable count is the same, Alex D doesn't rhyme well with 'imitating'.
Also, it's actually "won't* the real slim shady please stand up"
So, in conclusion, close but no cigar. (If you don't smoke, I apologise if you find the cigar imagery offensive)

Who is the most flawless women alive?

Ma momma <3
Jokes, she's a little whore. NO ONE is without flaws ask.fm, NO ONE. Stop trying to create an unobtainable image for young girls to strive for, YOU are what is wrong with society.

What's the first thing you check when you turn on your computer?

Make sure my massive stash of gay/trannie porn is exactly where I saved it when I turned my computer off last time. Who DOESN'T check that?

going to leave you and head back over to baker fagg

I thought this was Baker? I thought he was having a joke. Woah, wait a second, you mean those insults were serious? AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, fuck me pal, get some good material, you really do suck at this.
Hang on.
Do you smell that?
Smells like you just got burned.

How long has your longest ever phone call been?

Probably like 3 minutes. I'm good at holding conversation face to face, but over the phone, not so much. I'm more of a texting fiend these days
Liked by: James Baker

How long does it take to really 'know' someone?

With me it's about four seconds given my bubbly and attractive personality, scintillating conversational skills and general friendly aura.
But for others, it's more like 4 to six months of a decent amount of talking to REALLY know someone.
Liked by: James Baker

Alex you're so beltin

Fuck, I know. My mum tells me like everyday, so I got a poster that said that and I got that framed an put on my wall and I look at it every morning just to remind myself just how 'belting' Alex really is.
You too btw.

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