That's it, I'm so done with this site
Receiving, RIGHT UP MY ARSE HOLE.
No bit really, receiving gifts make me feel guilty, but giving makes me feel good. It's intrinsic more than charitable, but still
Probably like 3 minutes. I'm good at holding conversation face to face, but over the phone, not so much. I'm more of a texting fiend these days
Batman. It would cost Batman.
Your mom's pushy tastes fishy, I guess that'll do.
A mankini
With me it's about four seconds given my bubbly and attractive personality, scintillating conversational skills and general friendly aura.
But for others, it's more like 4 to six months of a decent amount of talking to REALLY know someone.
Hot pink.
So annoying, like zomg, it's crazy. Also, her German skills are inferior to mine.
Probably me.
Me.
Me.
Erm, well when I make my first friend, you'll be the first to know ask.fm!
Why are you asking other people if they're going to stand up when you've already previously made the statement that you are, in fact, Alex D. Not only does it seem pointless, bit it is also rather confusing.
On a lighter note, I do enjoy an eminem song just as much as the next white boy, however the substitution of 'Alex D' for 'Slim Shady' doesn't quite work that well as, while the syllable count is the same, Alex D doesn't rhyme well with 'imitating'.
Also, it's actually "won't* the real slim shady please stand up"
So, in conclusion, close but no cigar. (If you don't smoke, I apologise if you find the cigar imagery offensive)
A lightsaber and an inflatable sheep. I have a plan.
Fuck, I know. My mum tells me like everyday, so I got a poster that said that and I got that framed an put on my wall and I look at it every morning just to remind myself just how 'belting' Alex really is.
You too btw.
Yeah, no it isn't.
Well because they rank you at how good you are based on your name. So, I'm the sixth best Alex Donaldson on Twitter but there's 598 better Alex Donaldsons than me on ask.fm.
NAAAAAHHH, just fuckin wit cha. My ask.fm is connected to my Facebook, not my Twitter. It's all very confusing however, I do try to stay away from this technological mumbo-jumbo
I find that very unlikely, as, last time I checked (and I can assure you, it was relatively recently) I am, in fact, Alex.
Camel Urine or sour Peruvian Mountain Goat's Milk. Oh, and I don't particularly care for orange juice.
Surplus - Referring to an excess or leftover amount of an otherwise useful commodity
Extra - That's obvious or you must be an idiot (jokes though, I know you aren't)
Redundant - Not of any efficient use or otherwise unuseable, useless.
Superfluous - Not being needed or required. Not essential to the task at hand.
Yeah, that's right. Some people were dropped on the floor as a child. I was dropped on a dictionary. Wanna hear the creepy part?
I NEVER LEFT MY DICTIONARY. IT BECAME A PART OF ME.
pualy buzzin pal
Jessie J. She's not black, or ghetto, but acts both as a judge on The Voice. Her music isn't bad though
Probably paint something like this guy
http://www.pricasso.com/
The sky. The road. Various pieces of shrubbery. Neighbours across the street.