Choice bro
Gay stuff or no deal.
Only if...
we can all be sweaty and topless and have a slow-mo montage and then after, pose for an award winning calendar titled "The Garden Boys"
ROLL OUT.
...I'm answering my own questions.
How sexy I am. I'd decrease it a bit so the other lads would have a chance.
I'm too nice for my own good sometimes.
No (I actually am, but I lied. Because I'm a good liar)
Even my muscles have muscles. I don't even know if that's possible, but because I'm Alex Donaldson, I made it possible
I make me smile too, fuck I must be awesome at that
Make sure my massive stash of gay/trannie porn is exactly where I saved it when I turned my computer off last time. Who DOESN'T check that?
Ask.fm, it sucks.
Call me a hypocrite and I'll snap your fucking neck pal.
In the perfume department of a women's store. Damn, that shit is like Aushwitz. Okay, maybe not that bad...
OOOOOOOH, check my instagram muddafukka.
No. No one at all. Now look at me.
SALUT! ça va?
I would say more, but I'll confuse you with my fluency bbz
Do I care? NO. (Just in case you were unsure whether I cared or not, I answered, so there's no need to be confused)
Yeah, I agree.
JOAKIN HUNNIE, UR DA COOLEST DERE IZ
By a mile, yo
It took me ages to get it that way and pose for my profile picture
Not Miranda. She's weird, and not as good as me.
You wouldn't. It'd just be silly. See, if you threw him off a plane, the fall/impact with the ground would kill him anyway, so why shoot him first? It's pointless.
Really setting the seas ablaze with that howl there, you go gurl.
More than most humans actually, yes.
Sorry, who doesn't like spongebob? He's porous and yellow and lives in a pineapple under the sea.
Pretty sure race isn't relevant when considering 'flyness' but you know mate,