I don't even have a photo with her yet, just relax mate! You'll be asking for wedding vows nextHere goes:- When you find that one who is just right for you, And they are all you think. It's oh so hard not to make that move, Or you'll miss it in a blink.-I met this girl through a friend of mine, And boy am I glad I did. For had I never spoken to her, My happiness would still be hid.-We started off like any two people, Happily chatting away. Until one day I threw in an 'x', And this continued day after day.-Then there came one day where I could wait no more, And I decided to take a leap. I showed up at her house and pulled out a rose, And gave her my heart just to keep.-Although I could manage to go on for a while, I think I'll cut this short. For Riley has made me the happiest boy, And that's something that can not be boughtYes I just wrote this by myself, yes it's probably incredibly gay in some people's eyes
Despite the poor grammar, I think I got the general message: I am required to treat Riley well or else some part of your body may try to collide with me? I'll treat her like a princess, just relax